Friday, December 31, 2010

Hither and thither 12/31/10

Thanks, faithful readers, for joining me in this weekly Eclectathon. It's been fun to do. Now let's close the year with a bang - and let me know you're there! (The constants apply.)
  • As New Year's Eve approaches, I point you to a little video produced by AT&T underscoring the (should-be) commonsense message: DO NOT text and drive.
  • Mph. Rough day for everyone down in the hockey rink. Clang!
  • Logos is gradually endearing itself to me. At present, I'm actually liking their iPhone app better than the brand-new Olive Tree app, which I had greatly preferred. But now they have put up a web page for Chrome users, giving access to your Logos library. Very cool.
  • Ah, but now having written that, I just got a note from reader Jack Wickwire putting me onto this helpful review of BibleReader 5.0 from Olive Tree. It's sorting out some of the problems I'd had, so... maybe Olive Tree's coming back!
  • Next year is the 400th anniversary of the KJV. I'm glad to have read it, glad to know it, but also glad not to be chained to it. The Washington Times did a good article on its making and impact. Among the things I learned: the KJV was based on the Great Bible, and "because the 'Great Bible' drew on Tyndale's translations, the 16th-century 'thee' and 'thou' entered into the King James Version, even though they were long departed from common usage." I did not know that latter fact.
  • Very cool: Justin Taylor links to Max McLean's full performance of the Gospel of Mark. It is dramatized with some sounds and music, and supplemented with maps.
  • And, at the risk of being called a "fanboy," I point you to Justin again for a terrific collection of Bible-reading plans. Timely!
  • Say, let's make it threeFrancis Schaeffer admirers will appreciate Justin Taylor's collection of links to online talks.
  • Um... chewy. With loads of fiber.
  • We could give a graphic sumup of Obama's second year thus:
  • Or:
  • Reader Paula wrote me, "FINALLY, the MSM is done fawning over Obama!!! Wait...what? Oh, never mind. False alarm. " Indeed.
  • I would add this bit of fan-fic to that same pile, and observe that Obama has been letting his actual faith show with crystal-clarity right from the start.
  • Reader Mike Westfall has telling evidence that O-bots aren't so sure their guy can win without a lot of help.
  • Perfect illustration of the liberal mindset. In New York City, "a new restaurant may have to contend with as many as 11 city agencies, often with conflicting requirements; secure 30 permits, registrations, licenses and certificates; and pass 23 inspections." Obviously, this is calculated to murder entrepreneurship, initiative, and the creation of new businesses (and jobs). So, what to do? "Well," you might think, "howsabout you kill some or all of those agencies and some or all of those regulations?" That makes sense. You sound like a Founding Father! But this does not even show up on a liberal's radar screen. To him — if he admits that there is any problem at all — there can only be one solution: create ANOTHER bureaucracy... to guide the serfs through the existing bureaucracies! (Heard about this from Mark Steyn, subbing for Limbaugh.)
  • Paula found another perfect illustration of the liberal mindset, whether theological or political. Backdrop: the GOP Congress will do something unprecedented at the start of the next session. They're going to read the Constitution completely. Novel! So, HSAT, evidently Ezra Klein is what passes for a "wonk" at MSNBC, and he snorts in disdain at the idea? Why? Because — not only Klein, but — NOBODY can understand the text of the Constitution! Riiiight. But we can understand the laws that liberals pass, right? Like listening to a Roman Catholic (no one can interpret the Bible, but the teaching of the Magisterium is pellucid). Oh, and we're sure it guarantees the right to kill unborn babies. But otherwise? Total mystery.
  • Um... wait, what?
  • Back to lists. Colin Hansen lists what he thinks were the top ten theology and church stories of 2010.   Then Christianity Today does the same. The latter is, as one would anticipate, obnoxious. The funny bit is their apparent fretting about the November election as cutting in half the number of pro-life Democrats in Congress. So, what, now it's 1? Could there be a more useless creature than a pro-life Democrat politician, in today's Democratic Party?
  • For those who try to argue that elections (and presidents — who appoint SC justices) don't have an impact on abortion, check out the cries of alarm in this article.
  • In other news: Pretty sure I've had worse service.
  • But not this good — or, at least, not this skilled:

  • Now, here's something different, and dizzying. Guys taped a camera onto the end of a sword. Results: a view you've never seen.
  • Lego pinhole camera. Need I say more?
  • So what does bold, unrepentant, public pursuit of sexual perversion get you? You might think, "Threat of deadly disease, dissolution of psyche and character, and God's eternal wrath." Well, yeah... but in England, it can also get you an MBE — which is to say, a Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, which is an award for chivalry. (Thanks to our friend across the pond, Pastor Anthony Forsyth, for that tip.)
  • Are you in any sense a Dean Koontz fan? Noticed how different his perspective is from virtually everyone writing in his genres? Here's an in-depth interview from a couple of years ago that will explain how and why.
  • Scientists Are Baffled! Turns out the first humans may not have come out of Africa, after all... but Israel. Well, give or take a few hundred-thousand years...
  • Some of you geek-types will like this chart of science in sci fi movies.
  • Surely not OUR squirrel!
  • Pat Robertson. Need I say more? Oh... I do? Well, you know that thing he keeps doing? The thing with his mouth? That thing where he opens it, and stupidity bubbles forth? He did it again. (Thanks to Gil Sebenste for the link.)
  • AT-AT (Gingerbread) Walker:
  • Relatedly, Fred Butler found someone having a singular blizzard experience:
  • Leading to...










Thursday, December 30, 2010

And they said it can't be done: trained cats



L, I B.

My dumb cats don't even look up when I call their names.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Book review: Has the Church Replaced Israel?, by Michael J. Vlach

Has the Church Replaced Israel?, by Michael J. Vlach
Nashville: B&H Academic: 2010

Readers with eidetic memories will recall my earlier review of Vlach's earlier book, Dispensationalism: Essential Beliefs and Common Myths, wherein I wished for another book that "makes the robust, positive, aggressive Biblical case that dispensationalism deserves." Is this that book?


Vlach divides his 210-page presentation, of which B&H Academic provided me a review copy, into four parts:
Part 1: Introduction to Supersessionism (9-23)
Part 2: Superessionism in Church History (27-76)
Part 3: Supesessionism and Hermeneutics (79-120)
Part 4: Supersessionism and Theological Arguments (123-210)
Supersessionism? "You keep using that word," observes Inigo Montoya. Vlach uses the word as equivalent to replacement theology, while noting proponents' objections to the terms (which they use, themselves; cf. 9-11). He defines it as "the view that the NT Church is the new and/or true Israel that has forever superseded the nation Israel as the people of God," a view which sees the church as "the sole inheritor of God's covenant blessings originally promised to national Israel," and which "rules out a future restoration of the nation Israel with a unique identity, role, and purpose" (12, emphases original). That question is the book's main issue (5), with the attending focus on the question of "whether the nation Israel will experience a national salvation and restoration" (5).

A great portion of Vlach's book is expository or defensive, from a nonsupersessionistic viewpoint. That is, he is at great pains fairly to represent the varying forms of supersessionism, along both explanation and positive argument. Therefore, nonsupersessionism first appears in the book in Vlach's responses to the positive case for supersessionism. More on that, later.

The first part (9-23) is devoted to analyzing the forms of supersessionism, and setting forth and analyzing its historical roots. Vlach singles out the forms of punitive supersessionism (Israel displaced as a judgment for its sin; 13-14), economic supersessionism (the transfer from ethnic Israel to the universal church is the next phase in God's plan; 14-16), and structural supersessionism (such a stress on the NT as consummation that most of the OT effectively disappears into blurry background scenery; 16-17).

In turning to the question of the future of Israel, Vlach isolates strands of different approaches as subsets of supersessionism. While agreeing that the church is the new or spiritual Israel, these views differ as to the thought of any future for Israel. The widely-held moderate supersessionism, for instance, holds that there is some kind of future for Israel, involving its spiritual conversion and addition to the church (20-23), as opposed to a stronger form that sees no special future for Israel at all (23).

Then Vlach traces the historical development of supersessionism, from the fathers to the present day (27-76). This is an interesting journey that begins with such a Jewish presence in the church that Eusebius traced 15 Jewish bishops in Jerusalem (29), to the complete absence of Jews at Nicea (30). As allegorical interpretation and philosophical influences pair to affect and redirect hermeneutics, and as the gulf between apostate Jews and Gentile Christians increases, the notion of the church as replacing Israel becomes the established position. Still, it is striking to note Vlach's documentation again and again of belief in some sort of future for Israel as the people of God, though it involves incorporation into the church rather than a distinctive national role.

The real surprise for me in this section was how many post-Holocaust denominational statements explicitly disown supersessionism  (69-72). Good as the outcome seems, I wonder what the motivation is, whether Biblical or cultural. Vlach observes that "supersessionism's grip on the Christian church as a whole has been lessened significantly," and may no longer be the dominant view (72). Vlach also (of course) brings in dispensationalism's affirmation of Scripture's insistence on the perpetuity of Israel's distinctive place in God's plan (72-73), as well as the realization among historical-Jesus researchers that Jesus affirmed the hope for ethnic Jewish restoration (74).

Then Vlach tackles the hermeneutics (interpretive principles) of supersessionism (79ff.), which he identifies as:
  1. Belief in the interpretive priority of the NT over the OT
  2. Belief in nonliteral fulfillments of OT texts regarding Israel, and
  3. Belief in national Israel as a type of the NT church (79).
Vlach notes the range from the subtler textual massaging on the part of some, to the up-front, blatant assertion that NT writers reinterpret, change, and alter the original meaning of the OT texts in ways that do not derive from the source texts themselves (80-81). In the course of this discussion Vlach covers the use supersessionists make of Acts 2:16-21; 15:18-18; and Romans 9:24-26.

Then (finally) the nonsupersessionist response begins more heartily to make its appearance on pp. 91ff. as Vlach evaluates these hermeneutics one by one. While acknowledging the authority of the NT and Christ's right to change or cancel OT commands (as in Mark 7:19; 93), Vlach points out the difference between adding referents such as Gentiles on the one hand, and blurring categories, on the other (93-94). He shows that Scripture relates the New Covenant both to Israel and to the church, without identifying the two (94).

Further, Vlach sounds the alarm against effectively robbing 2/3 of the Bible of its authority by refusing to locate the meaning in those texts, and insisting that the OT itself does not speak for itself (94-95). Vlach observes that no explicit NT assertion warrants this overriding of the OT text, or presents the writer as claiming that his new interpretation cancels out the meaning of the OT text. This is a telling point.

Vlach also correctly notes that this approach "defangs" the OT, and impugns its integrity, as it raises legitimate questions as to whether "OT revelations were actually revelations in good faith to the original readers of the promises" (96). The OT clearly insists on the perpetuity of Israel as a nation (Jeremiah 31:35-37; 98), and the NT affirms this expectation (ibid).

Finally Vlach begins presenting the positive case for nonsupersessionism in chapter 10 (109ff.), as he develops four beliefs:
  1. The starting point for understanding any Biblical passage (including OT passages) is the passage itself
  2. Progressive revelation reveals new information without canceling unconditional promises to Israel
  3. National Israel is not a type that is transcended by the church
  4. OT promises may have double application or fulfillment with both Israel and the church (109)
Each of these points is unfolded, illustrated, and defended in the following pages.

But then in Chapter 11, we're back to presenting supersessionism's position in its own terms, including permanent rejection of Israel as the people of God (based in part on Matthew 21:43), application of OT Israel-language to the church (i.e. Galatians 6:16; Romans 2:28-29), unity of Jews and Gentiles (i.e. Ephesians 2:11-22), the church's lone possession of OT covenants, and supposed NT silence on the restoration of Israel to the land. He devotes an entire chapter to supersessionist understanding of Romans 11:26 ("and thus all Israel will be saved"), before finally turning to an evaluation of these arguments.

In his evaluation (141-164), Vlach takes supersessionists' claims one by one and verse by verse. I appreciate the breadth of Vlach's reading, and his willingness to defend less-popular views if he finds the evidence convincing. For instance, he notes the view of many that Matthew 21:43 refers to the leaders, a view strengthened by v. 45, but then explains his preference for the interpretation that the "nation" referred to is that (future Jewish) generation which will acknowledge Jesus as Messiah, in line with vv. 37-39 (142-143). Or in 1 Peter 2:9-10, Vlach defends the view that Peter's addressees are Jews (147-149). In both cases, he offers alternative responses in case his specific position is not convincing.

Then two chapters are devoted to making the case for the future restoration of national Israel (177-201), built on seven positive declarations, including the specific promises and affirmations in both OT and NT. This is followed by a chapter on God's future plan for nations (165-176), in which Vlach notes two basic eschatological models: the Spiritual Vision model, influenced by Platonism and relegating anything physical to a lower and less-worthy plane, and the New Creation model, which affirms all of creation as under God's Lordship, and sees eternal life as embodied life on Earth. Vlach correctly affirms the latter as the Biblical model, and Biblically develops its implications for the existence and ministry of Israel and the nations in the eschaton.

In the Conclusion (203-206) Vlach sums up his reasons for concluding "that supersessionism is not a biblical doctrine" (203). He notes that a strong case for national Israel's salvation and restoration can be made Biblically, as well as a strong counter to supersessionism, and very briefly recaps the book's argument. A single appendix deals with the Biblical teaching concerning the origin of the church, followed by a Bibliography and Indices.

So... what'd I think? I enjoyed the book, learned from it, read it twice, marked it thoroughly, and recommend it. I expect to use it in the future. It's certainly a calm, irenic, well-reasoned book. Vlach's position and rationale is clear, but he is never belittling of his doctrinal opponents, and seems to work hard to present their views in their words. In other words, he doesn't write as I probably would, on this subject.

In fact, a great portion of the book is devoted to tracing and explaining supersessionism — at great length. This makes sense, given the dominance that this position unfortunately came to have for a time (and still has in some circles). Though I'm sure the opposition will complain that they weren't presented fully enough, it will be a hard case to establish.

This very feature made me a bit impatient. I found every bit of Vlach's book informative and helpful, but I was (and remain) still hoping for a more aggressive presentation of a positive case for the Biblical affirmation of God's faithfulness to all of His promises.  Vlach's mode of argument doesn't come across with quite the urgency and insistence that I'd give it. Yet Vlach says a great deal of what I'd say (and a lot more besides), but says it more kindly and gently and ambient-temperaturedly than I would. I don't doubt that, in the long run, that's a good thing, and while a more aggressive book would light up my lights, it would have a narrower appeal and usefulness.

So, I could have wished for more space and depth devoted to developing the Biblical position, along with its history and advocates.

Also, I wish Vlach did more direct work in the text, himself. He tends to quote really excellent sources, and let them make his case. This is useful, but it reads more like something intermediate between a term paper and a book. Few will be quoting Vlach per se, because he in turn devotes a great deal of space to quoting others, and the strongest and most memorable statements trace to Fruchtenbaum, Horner, Saucy, Blaising, Bock, Kaiser, Feinberg, and others.

This is clearly an area of great interest to Vlach. He knows his stuff, he has academic training, and he cares about it. Also, he occupies a (sadly) unique niche in that he affirms both the Biblical teaching concerning the sovereignty of God and the full implications of inerrancy and perspicuity.

That is, he's a Calvinist and a dispensationalist.

So this makes me hope that Vlach will go on to produce a persuasive, charitably-aggressive work with other scholars more quoted in the footnotes, and the Bible more deeply dealt with by Vlach in the text. When that happens, you'll hear me singing its praises all over.

In sum: I'm still waiting for that book that, with spiritual fervor and academic depth, "makes the robust, positive, aggressive Biblical case that dispensationalism deserves." This isn't it — nor does Vlach aim to make it so. This book is devoted to one question: does the Bible teach that the church has displaced Israel, or does it affirm a spiritual and national future for ethnic Israel? Vlach treats and answers that question helpfully and usefully and, I hope, persuasively.

Leaving my longed-for tour de force still to be written.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Monday music: "Sinfonia," from Handel's Messiah — plus some thoughts


I love Messiah, and love a well-done Sinfonia. For one thing, I simply like it. For another... Messiah is starting.

The third involves me imagining myself in Handel's thoughts, and here your mileage may vary. (Pardon my musically-inexact terminology; you'll know what I mean.)

The movement starts out with some very sonorous chords. I imagine that they are meant to call to attention, and perhaps to call to mind Genesis 1:1—3:14.

Then it all pauses, and a lone melody strikes out, sounded by one or more violins in unison. I hear that as Genesis 3:15, the first Messianic prophecy. It soon is joined by other lines, which interplay in and out as the music becomes progressively complex. This brings to my mind the addition of more Messianic prophecies, of types and shadows and institutions which with greater richness point forward to Jesus Christ.

Then the whole ends, and out comes the prophecy of John the Baptist, Messiah's herald.

Love it, love it.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Hither and thither 12/24/10

By popular demand, here's the Christmas Weekend edition of Hither and Thither. If I may say so, I think we've got a great, fun, varied collection. Have fun, bring a friend, spread the word. Fun loves company, too. The usual verities apply.
  • Happy Christmas, y'all.
  • Admiral A for the epic win?
  • Alphabetically related, Al Mohler has a really good, Biblically-contentful, direct essay on the necessity of affirming the Virgin Birth. And no, I don't say that about all Mohler's essays.
  • Mohler plays around Kristof's incredulity at Christian credulity regarding the Virgin Birth. This never, ever ceases to amaze me. What is supposed to be so hard about this doctrine? As S. Lewis Johnson said, affirm Genesis 1:1, and everything else in the Bible makes perfect sense.
  • Merry elf Fred Butler pointed me to the worst Christmas gifts, ever. (I don't know... I think the laser looks cool.)
  • Every one of my kids has been better than I about going to sleep Christmas Eve. In case yours are more like I was, you might have them read how to go to sleep when you're excited.
  • Gotta love getting a timely "fail" from a reader named Win:
  • Thinking ahead: you're going to have yummy leftovers, and a number of tough, tough decisions. You want to make good choices. Here, let me help (click to embiggen):
  • Stuck for a last-minute Christmas gift? My Josiah just showed me... the answer!
  • A Roman Catholic mental health worker in Britain faces disciplinary hearings for giving coworkers a pamphlet suggesting that there may be negative after-affects to abortion.
  • Fred Butler found us everything you might want to know about Rubik's Cube... except how to solve it.
  • What is currently one of the most effective and widespread avenues for free speech? That would be, of course, The Intrawebs. So, given the Obama administration's legacy of unbridled power-grabs and its march towards a police state, can anyone be surprised at the FCC moving in to control the internet? Of course, it's all in the name of fairness, and helping us. God help us and save us from Big Brother's "help."
  • No surprise, John Fund shows leftist groups backing this move towards censorship. They and Obama hate conservatives'/Christians' free access to soapboxes, and would end it today if they could. Never forget: horrible presidential elections have horrible consequences. It isn't over yet.
  • And the equally-indispensable Byron York has shown once and again that the group leans left, to say the least.
  • Moderates. Pah. Mark me: a "moderate" — political or theological — is just a liberal without the guts (or honesty) to say what he is. Like this newest pathetic distraction, the "No-labels" folks. Eesh.
  • Meanwhile, one happy political event we can note together: the passage from power of a nasty, treacherous, arrogant, unprincipled fool. Goodbye, and good riddance, Arlen Specter.
  • Another thing to like about Rep. Mike Pence: he introduced a bill to deny taxpayer money from abortion-pusher Planned Parenthood. Should be a "duh!", but it took Pence to do it.
  • Aww Alert: Reality Check found us a rescued hummingbird.
  • The Dolphin Coalition convention? (Thanks again, RC.)
  • Well now, this is different. Some would say "better" — me, I kind of like the First Amendment. But anyway: Mexican politician fined for saying "God." (Thanks to Rita Martinez' honey for the tip.)
  • Troublemaker Fred Butler tries nobly (but unsuccessfully) to get some evolutionist pro-homosexual-agenda liberals (did I just say the same thing thrice?) to think logically. Fred, Fred... excellent try, but what were you thinking?
  • My first thought is: where's the mayo, lettuce, onions, and all?
  • My second is, "Yum!"
  • Maybe it's me, but I think an iPad is a pretty expensive cat-toy. (Thanks to RC for the tip.)
  • Here is the legacy of shame of Senators who betrayed our military, who suffer and die for their political grandstanding. It is disgraceful that both Dems and GOPers voted to inflict this on the armed forces. But OTOH, do you notice something consistent about all of those who voted to protect the military?
  • Mark my words: if this is not countered soon, some really bad results (I first wrote "fruit") are on the way. For instance, immediately the next day, a friend who's in the service stated Congress' betrayal as a reason he'll be heading for the door as soon as he can. And a BibChr reader with 15 years in the service is not looking forward happily to the remainder of his tour.
  • Reader Paula notes that the always-wrong Richard Cohen is all for sparking up the torches and starting the witch hunt, ridding the Marines of excellent men to make way to spare the feelings of broken people who embrace a particular sexual perversion. General Amos explained why this was a bad policy; so General Amos must go. Because he might make sexual perverts who will be forced on enlisted men feel uncomfortable.
  • Now, the Irony Alert: this same General Amos has pledged to lead the process of integration.
  • Now, combining the previous two topics (expense and shameful senators): seriously? $823,200? Yikes!
  • An eminently-qualified scientist is rejected as a candidate to run an observatory in Kentucky (in "the Bible Belt," ironically) for the sole crime of being "potentially evangelical." Pretty good job of reporting by The New York Times, though sadly their style-book still seemingly bars the expression "some scientists."
  • This is a manifestation of the Church of Darwin's vicious cycle, on which I've often commented. Evolution is true, because no scientists question it. Question evolution, and you are not a scientist, because no scientists question evolution. QED. However, the irony is that this man is an evolutionist. Is the real motivation peeking out from under its rock?
  • Hang on, hold up there... the cat wants a closer look.
  • OK, now: I despise NOW, and I despise frivolous lawsuits. So I don't respond warmly to reading that NOW is suing Hooters for catering to children. However... good heavens, what kind of father (or mother) would give a young daughter a T-shirt that reads "Future Hooters girl"? I mean, besides the kind of father who needs his, er, hinder kicked across the room until the little ball rolls back into the little hole?
  • Under my initial post on Mary's virtual absence from Jesus' teaching, Barbara noted that Luke 11:27-28 is "brilliant" and reads " Almost as if He knew beforehand that there would be these sorts of problems" (i.e. with idolatrous veneration of Mary). Which leads to...
  • ...my tangential thought about the Beast of Revelation. Surely some have wondered, "Why would the Beast adopt any form of 666, knowing what the book of Revelation says about it?" Equally ask, "Why would Roman Catholics worship Mary, knowing what the Gospels say about such veneration?" Hubris is reason enough; what's more, I could easily envision him doing it deliberately to show how little he cares about Biblical prophecy or Biblical-anything-else.
  • Deep, huh? Where else, I ask you, do you get this kind of mix?
  • So, staying mixed: knowing how many of my readers like CW music, here's Buck Howdy's TSA parody song, courtesy of reader Reality Check. It's actually pretty funny, if uncomfortable.
  • A while back, I took off on Francis Chan's whackily-explained lurch off from his pastoral responsibilitiesReality Check noted that Chan is moving somewhere to Asia, for his next chapter in life. I sincerely hope that the move is good for the Gospel, and that Chan follows through on whatever commitment he makes to the people he'll serve.
  • And if anyone points out that many TSA employees are dedicated professionals, which many undoubtedly are, my response would be (A) yeah, (B) and yet....
  • Finally, "You think it's cold where you are?", and etc.











Thursday, December 23, 2010

Bob Dylan, Merry Christmas... and other contradictions in terms

A friend from church expressed the desire (!!) to see Bob Dylan poke his head back in this Christmas season.

Sure, I'm that easy.


Then... if you must... endure Dylan's unforgettable, unforgivable classic, "Must Be Santa."


Remember: at 1:50, it goes from bad to insane.

If that leaves any pain receptors intact, and if you'd like to kill them too, you could always subject yourself to Dylan's "Little Drummer Boy."


Warning: I'm not sure whether the video's safe to watch for anyone who's seizure-prone.

Or, well, for anyone else, for that matter.


But why?

Big Logos sale

Among a number of sales, Logos is offering a Master Collection of 2010 titles for $2010.

"Agh!" you say. "Too much!"

I hear you.

But as a subset, all of those 2010 titles are available individually for 50% off. Check it out. I picked up a few!

De-icing a car: we in the west will chuckle, everyone else will groan


(Thanks to reader Reality Check for the link)

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Re. this Friday's H&T: okay, okay

God willing, (A) there will be one, and (B) it's looking to be really full and rich and varied. Good fishing, so far!

Tell a friend, bring a new visitor.

The people have spoken.

(Thanks!)

Simon's cat in "Santa Claws" (hope this isn't prophetic for the Phillips house)

Monday, December 20, 2010

Monday music: selections from Handel's "Messiah"

Here is a pair from Handel's Messiah, presenting Isaiah's prophecy of the virgin birth of Jesus Christ. First, Isaiah 7:14, with 40:9.


Once you hear these Scriptures sung in The Messiah, it's hard to read them any other way. For instance, here is the London Symphony Orchestra's rendition of "For Unto Us A Child Is Born," from Isaiah 9:6.


Great Old Testament scholar Edward J. Young, author of a three-volume commentary on Isaiah, told the story of a time when he preached on Isaiah 9:6. He preached that the name of the Child is likely four pairs in Hebrew, thus equalling "Wonderful Counselor, the Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace," rather than "Wonderful, Counselor" (i.e. two titles).

After the sermon a lady admonished Professor Young that he was in error. It couldn't be Wonderful Counselor; and to prove her point, she sang Handel's "Wonderful... Counselor... the Mighty God," and so forth.

I agree with Dr. Young... but I sympathize with the anonymous woman.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Hating iTunes some more

After my last hate-o-gram, where in I mention that (for the __th time) I had clicked a button and iTunes had wiped all my hundreds of sermons and lectures, and dozens of songs, from my iPhone, a bunch of smarties smirked that I hadn't done a backup.

Well, in the past, I had, and it was never a magic bullet.

But, regardless: for months, every time I open Photos, I've gotten some lame message about how some of my high-resolution photos were not synced right, and blah blah blah. I Googled, found that no one else had found a surefire simple solution. But the obvious starting place was some kind of sync.

So I synced my photos — after doing a backup. In fact, I've backed up a half-dozen times or so since the last disaster. It shouldn't take long, I only have a hundred or so photos on my iPhone.

Well, fifteen or more minutes later, I have hundreds and hundreds of photos, 5-7 gigabytes worth of photos. My entire hard-drive of photos, transferred to my iPhone.

Ungh.

Well, no fear. I'll just restore from backup.

Oh, but wait — the last backup showing was from November. So I just pick the only alternative (the present one) and do a restore.

Five minutes later... and I still have hundreds and hundreds of unwanted photos on my iPhone.

Only good news: I don't get that stupid warning anymore. Oh, and I bet that if I look, I've lost all the pictures I took that I did want on my iPhone. That would be typical.

I really, really, really hate iTunes. And I don't think that's against the second great commandment.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Hither and thither 12/17/10

Last H&T before Christmas week. Have fun, kiddies, and remember the H&T constants.
  • Okay, okay... got it! Wait! Waaaaaaaait.....

  • Thank God — at the moment — for Republicans and public pressure: the $1.1 trillion pork-laden spending bill was defeated. It is a 1,924-page bill which no one read, which the lame-duck Dems led by Sen. Harry Reid were trying to ram through, including (I've read) something like $500 million in spending per page. But apparently some people took at least some dim notice of the election just over a month ago.
  • But Reid is angry about it. He thinks it is his job to confiscate and spend other peoples' money as he sees fit, beyond Constitutionally-warranted bounds. (Shame on the Nevadans who left him in office.) So now he will turn his efforts to ramming through rewarding illegal immigrants by conferring citizenship on their children ahead of those waiting in line legally to become citizens, and forcing the military to embrace a particular sexual perversion. This could happen Sunday; ironic, eh? And here I must modify my earlier praise of the GOP: a disheartening number of GOP congressmen and Senators are working to betray our military and move us towards compulsory draft.
  • Is this the most dangerous lame-duck Congress, ever?
  • Wow... so snowflakes actually do look like that. (Thanks to reader Kristine Nunez for the link.)
  • FRiend Elliot shares what lawyers spend their spare time on.
  • Irritating story, happy(ish) ending: a man in Arizona was disqualified from redrawing electoral districts because he was a Christian. The happy ending is that the gent who blackballed him has resigned. The "ish" is because none of the other 12 objected to the blackballing.
  • Here are some awfully cool gingerbread houses.
  • So. See that chubby little kid over there? Looks innocent, doesn't he. Look again. He's not just a little butterball — he's a "national security threat"! Or so says Recognized Expert (?) Michelle Obama.
  • Which isn't exactly true, to say the least.
  • And besides, does anyone really believe that a fatter government will make for thinner kids?
  • So you won't ever have to watch a zombie movie:

  • ...though not, necessarily, in a good way.
  • Gil Sebenste found us a pretty amazing iPhone app called Word Lens, that apparently translates a foreign language in realtime using the camera, as you view it. The app is free, but adding the dictionaries is not — so I haven't tested it.
  • So, the Red Cross in Britain instructed their 430 fund-raising shops that they could not have any displays or other indications that they are celebrating Christmas, for fear of offending Moslems. They can have a bit of tinsel, some snow, that's it. Interestingly, Moslems are quoted as thinking this is pretty ridiculous.
  • Relatedly, nothing says "Christmas" like an eel-powered tree.
  • More seriously, reader Keith Lamborn found a touching tale of one man's anonymous generosity during similarly hard times.
  • Our worst ex-president, ever, felt it was time to tell the world that America is ready for a president who openly yields himself to the pursuit of a vile sexual perversion. (Does it still matter which one?)

 
  • Maybe for Kay's next birthday cake?

  • Truly shocking news: Gallup finds that there are still 13% of Americans who approve of Congress. Who are these people? If we count up all of those who work in or for Congress, would that be 13%?
  • It's embarrassing to admit to living in the same city as a state-employed woman who is suing McDonald's for their Happy Meals marketing. I can't see it as other than pathetic.
  • Stark Contrast Alert. I in no way follow football, but I learned about Hunter Smith, a punter who was just let go from the Washington Redskins, because he failed to catch a poorly snapped ball, costing his team a tying point. His statement is worth quoting at length: "I don't want to make this too serious -- we are talking about football here -- but it is a moral duty on some level to tell the truth and to take responsibility. And I won't go off too much on my values and things like that, but I believe that I'm a part of a generation, really, the Lawsuit Generation. Everything is somebody else's fault. People that are my age -- and a little younger, and a little older -- want to blame somebody else, and they tend to want to self-protect. And I really reject that as a pattern of behavior, and as a pattern of morality. It's not how I'm going to live my life. When I make a mistake, I'm going to own up to it. And really, that's kind of what all this comes down to."
  • Unsurprisingly, Smith is a professed Christian.
  • BTW, and at no extra charge: do you know what would cut down drastically on frivolous lawsuits? The implementation of something like Deuteronomy 19:16-21. I'm for it. Seriously.
  • Reader Robert Sakovich found an interesting story about a woman who jumped in to help a police officer who was in a scuffle. Her immediate reward was to be handcuffed when backup arrived; she was released. Obviously, I don't know all the details, but it's an interesting story, isn't it? This officer is rescued (A) from a 64-year-old man (B) by a woman. What is he going to be hearing in the locker room? Suggestions to spend more time in the gym, the dojo, and the shooting range, perhaps? Regardless, Kudos to the woman, who has some sort of faith in God.
  • Blastr put up How to insult LOTR, Star Wars & Harry Potter fanboys with a single image:


  • "Yogandledore"?
  • Think that was weird? Pah. Look at this:
  • All righty, then.
  • We've lost Brad Williams for the rest of the post, so we might as well cut to the closing images.