tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post9189551905108762241..comments2024-03-01T21:01:15.174-06:00Comments on Biblical Christianity: When I'm King of AmericaDJPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-61471437969059663162013-06-23T15:36:22.588-05:002013-06-23T15:36:22.588-05:00Dan, why do you hate vehicles that are color white...Dan, why do you hate vehicles that are color white?Jay C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05927847829081329580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-30788084145373777132012-12-13T10:15:50.379-06:002012-12-13T10:15:50.379-06:00"Make up shortfall by ticketing absolutely ev..."Make up shortfall by ticketing absolutely everyone who changes lanes or turns without signalling."<br /><br />I'd also add stiff fines for drivers, who when seeing you want to merge onto the freeway (and there is plenty of room) suddenly speed up to close the gap and nearly force you onto the shoulder. Seems to be happening more and more in C-bus. <br /><br />Of course, the first thing I would do as King of America is deport the liberals to their own Island in the Pacific (or possibly choose a state they can all go to and stay there -- maybe New Mexico?) so they can leave the rest of us alone.Marlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10846790306119108655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-85005028513252247402012-12-08T08:30:42.318-06:002012-12-08T08:30:42.318-06:00Oh yeah! Thanks, that reminds me.
...and you don&...Oh yeah! Thanks, that reminds me.<br /><br />...and you don't vote for kings. You pledge fealty to them.<br /><br />:^PDJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-32081027331993750992012-12-08T08:16:46.820-06:002012-12-08T08:16:46.820-06:00I'm glad you're not banning bubble gum, ot...I'm glad you're not banning bubble gum, otherwise I wouldnt vote for ya :PRita Tomassettihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13169548510952267187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-41646767475503864902012-12-07T20:34:08.146-06:002012-12-07T20:34:08.146-06:00NOW what??? "Please prove you are not a robot...NOW what??? "Please prove you are not a robot"<br /><br />But I just posted?????<br /><br />"The characters you entered didn't match the word verification. Please try again."<br />Is this a joke? Do they always do this on the first try???<br /><br />MikeSnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12462825086786614647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-92091146376674977912012-12-07T20:31:41.061-06:002012-12-07T20:31:41.061-06:00NO. 9 was my favorite, until I got to this one:
R...NO. 9 was my favorite, until I got to this one:<br /><br />Require pastors, every fifteen minutes, either to say what verse they're on, or to say "You know, I'm just making this stuff up."<br /><br />[please add 'OUTLAW captcha'<br />"The characters you entered didn't match the word verification" YES THEY DID! ]MikeSnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12462825086786614647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-81670174844936960442012-12-06T17:06:55.498-06:002012-12-06T17:06:55.498-06:00You said it on Twitter, which fed to your FB wall,...You said it on Twitter, which fed to your FB wall, so you said it there also.<br /><br />Don't you remember everything you've ever said on Twitter? If not, well, tsk, tsk.<br /><br />;-)threegirldadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10514416693800430357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-29884241570366731932012-12-06T14:50:52.503-06:002012-12-06T14:50:52.503-06:00LOL, I agree with me. Where did I say that? Are yo...LOL, I agree with me. Where did I say that? Are you working on my biography? Oh dear.DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-80736591088665003642012-12-06T14:28:58.714-06:002012-12-06T14:28:58.714-06:00Re: #28...
"As a rule, actors shouldn't ...Re: #28...<br /><br />"As a rule, actors shouldn't say words that weren't written for them by others. And not always those words, either." (Dan Phillips)threegirldadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10514416693800430357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-38688219379487534562012-12-06T10:12:36.039-06:002012-12-06T10:12:36.039-06:00Can I be the Name Czar? I have my own list of what...Can I be the Name Czar? I have my own list of what names would be allowed vs. forbidden (hyphenation being one of those), along with ONE way to spell any particular name.Randy Talleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09442598590753709382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-63076672451425089552012-12-04T07:57:51.628-06:002012-12-04T07:57:51.628-06:00Dan,
At least down in Jersey Village (around 290 ...Dan,<br /><br />At least down in Jersey Village (around 290 and Jones Road), they had the brains to put in cameras to start ticketing people running the red lights here. Not sure if it is effective in convincing people to stop at a red light, though.Roberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13987985549747283669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-79535143621297991312012-12-01T23:06:38.956-06:002012-12-01T23:06:38.956-06:00#11 sounds like pretty typical liberal-think. Arou...#11 sounds like pretty typical liberal-think. Around Chicago we probably need to cut the snow removal budget; it would probably be easier if we just outlaw snow, or at least pass a law limiting the snow to a certain number of days per year.trogdorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11452996348717802065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-11931729342465150632012-11-29T11:29:48.208-06:002012-11-29T11:29:48.208-06:00Chicago should only let Cetera come back in if he ...Chicago should only let Cetera come back in if he regrows his hair and takes hormone shots! Apparently cutting his hair required him to lose his muscular self and go bubble gum. It was happening while he was still with the band and the evil transformation was completed when he left.Bill Honsbergerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04836300411894206079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-78371600340425818152012-11-29T10:57:59.928-06:002012-11-29T10:57:59.928-06:00I have to add led/lead. Grrr.I have to add led/lead. Grrr.jmbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07164857192077648887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-77379304670725361742012-11-29T10:32:43.933-06:002012-11-29T10:32:43.933-06:00Andrea and DJP:
See #23.
:)Andrea and DJP:<br /><br />See #23. <br /><br />:)Chris Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09852172543604796279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-32559450651463157452012-11-29T06:57:13.485-06:002012-11-29T06:57:13.485-06:00Susan, one sees fewer white cars in Texas, thank G...Susan, one sees fewer white cars in Texas, thank God. People actually commit to a color.<br /><br />As to the driving, drivers drive <i>more stupidly</i> in CA, and <i>much more aggressively</i> in TX. If you leave a car-length <i>plus the thickness of a dollar-bill</i> between you and the car in front of you, someone will pull in. And newly red lights are viewed as advisory only.<br /><br />My dear wife says that Texans are the dearest people she's met, yet something happens once they get behind the wheel...DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-78440310706350900992012-11-29T06:53:54.513-06:002012-11-29T06:53:54.513-06:00I think Chris H was joking.
Or, goodness, I surel...I think Chris H was joking.<br /><br />Or, goodness, I surely <i>hope</i> so.DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-84934109768528857952012-11-29T00:07:36.150-06:002012-11-29T00:07:36.150-06:00LOL on #2, #3, and # 4. Must be your SoCal upbrin...LOL on #2, #3, and # 4. Must be your SoCal upbringing! (Is traffic in TX remotely as bad?<br /><br />Oh, to Terry's "loose" I'd add the apostrophe, with or without any misspelled words. Ay, their's the rub. It's ubiquity needs to be outlawed. :P<br />Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08289347868497438542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-86840823406582168142012-11-28T21:14:15.594-06:002012-11-28T21:14:15.594-06:00If you add to #20 making the original Journey get ...If you add to #20 making the original Journey get together with Steve Perry as vocals, I'll help you round up works to toil in your sugar mines. Fred Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16025967176465685306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-15732355643669133352012-11-28T19:26:58.396-06:002012-11-28T19:26:58.396-06:00Someone please tell Chris H. that this is a joke l...Someone please tell Chris H. that this is a joke list. Evidently he didn't get the joke. Tongues here are all firmly in cheek. Nobody claimed that it was possible for Dan to become "king." Dan himself knows that Jesus is the only one qualified for the title "King." And Christians know that Jesus (who *does* know what is best for everybody, way more than we ever could) will ultimately change much more than just poverty and punctuation.Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01478685406690986049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-69355448666060739422012-11-28T19:03:29.562-06:002012-11-28T19:03:29.562-06:00Oh man great list and mad props for mentioning Fir...Oh man great list and mad props for mentioning Firefly and Alien... Also you might want to fine me for the use of mad props. Let the mob decide.<br /><br />LesAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01716882190239141758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-67544722009796180352012-11-28T16:53:46.145-06:002012-11-28T16:53:46.145-06:00On #26, you first need to ban forms that ask for e...On #26, you first need to ban forms that ask for ethnicity information. Unless you're anti-miscegenation. Then I'd have to move to...Mexico, assuming you've taken over Canada too. Otherwise, sound reforms.Julianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08730901222912718818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-39359705008395623662012-11-28T15:27:20.581-06:002012-11-28T15:27:20.581-06:00Well, you've got my vote. And kudos to Terry ...Well, you've got <i>my</i> vote. And kudos to Terry for lose/loose. (I can imagine half of America's keys making a break for freedom...)<br /><br />Here's another one:<br /><br />We don't announce the winner of any election until all the signs are gone.<br /><br />JulieHerding Grasshoppershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15668974245505544238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-85797579920581923392012-11-28T15:01:19.589-06:002012-11-28T15:01:19.589-06:00< facepalm >< facepalm >DJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471042180904855578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9313009.post-58155436370148312482012-11-28T14:58:00.245-06:002012-11-28T14:58:00.245-06:00You like Chicago? I LOVE Chicago!
*singing* &quo...You like Chicago? I LOVE Chicago! <br /><br />*singing* "Next time I fall . . . in love, I'll know better what to do . . ."David Regierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09766862583586784668noreply@blogger.com