Friday, October 30, 2009

Hither and thither 10/30/09

I could use closing this week with a smile or two — though, as usual, it's not all smiles. How could it be all smiles and still be ec...ec...ec....
  • Wow. Walmart really has you covered. Literally. From cradle to... well....
  • Check out this gorgeous photo which, I think, was taken in the Bristlecone Pines forest in California's White Mountains. My family was up there last 4th of July weekend. The same gent who took that picture has many other beautiful shots here.
  • To another kind of photo, Fred Butler has pictures of some pretty hysterical animal costumes.
  • Ahh, romance.


  • Many of you won't care about this. It's okay with me that you don't care about this. I hope it's okay with you that I don't care that you don't care about this. But, for those who do care — here's the Season Eight trailer for "24."
  • On that theme:


  • And hokey smokes, my DAOD points us to The Last Supper...in Rubik's cubes.
  • Staying with the DAOD theme, my Rachael is very fond of pepper. Very fond. Or she was, before she started marinating that little baby, who doesn't seem as fond of it. So when I make her my special burger, she gets extra-pepper. Once her appetite returns to normal, I'm going to be ready for her.

  • Candy found some traumatized, Obamatized Hitchcockians.
  • Another obstacle in the way of The One's takeover of the medical industry? That Constitution-thingie. Turns out some folks are noticing that there is no authority given to force citizens to purchase particular services, nor punish them for not doing so. Think that will slow the Dems? Hint: when asked if the healthcare takeover was Constitutional, the woman who Dem voters put in charge of Congress replied, "Are you serious? Are you serious?" Yeah, well, Nancy;  someone has to be.
  • In related news: so, did someone say, "President Obama, we have a bill here that further empowers the government to control people's thoughts and feelings"? And did the President so many professed Christians put in office say "Cool! Where do I sign?"
  • Irony alert: the subtlely anti-First-Amendment bill is partly named after Matthew Shepard, a young man given over to perversion who may not have been murdered because of his perversion, and whose murderers were punished to the full extent of the law without any special legislation.
  • Safety announcement: I think my Australian readers should just... stay out of the water for awhile.
  • Working in an environment that used Norton/Symantec Antivirus, I grew to hate it pretty seriously. But real or not, this is funny:


  • Poignant, sweet, very sad. Have a hankie ready. Not kidding.
  • This next, however, is simply appalling. Our Laura K found this article of a man who glories in his shame — a late-term abortionists, proudly stepping into the late Dr. Tiller's place, boasting of killing some 60,000 babies. I find I want to say, "What must his soul look like, in God's eyes?" But the immediate answer is: same as mine, apart from Christ. 
  • Well, mood-change. Honestly, I forget whether I've put this up before, but I'll let reader Chuck Bridgland remind us all of the things you don't say to your wife.
  • I live in California, where this is unlikely to happen. But as a public service to readers to the east of me, as we enter winter, I remind you: don't leave the bathroom window open.

  • Leaving us finally with...






 

 


 

 

 

Thursday, October 29, 2009

At the 500K+ mark: on blogging — history, thoughts, and pointers

History. I think it was Hugh Hewitt's giddy discovery and promotion of blogging that finally moved me to dip my toe in, with that first post of 11/24/2004. Hewitt was so taken with blogging that he wrote a book on the subject, so he was beating that drum a lot as I listened on the drive home.

As with most things, I didn't understand it at first, then was slow to adopt. But ever since I became muzzily aware of The Internets in the 90's, since Algore's invention of them, I looked for ways to use the forum for Biblical witness. I was involved in discussion groups and forums such as FreeRepublic and other avenues that allowed any degree of free speech to Christians. Very often the setting was hostile, as it was when I was one of very few Christian voices on a Babylon 5 group which was often visited by its atheist creator, J. Michael Straczynski.

That was... lively.

In an attempt to make relatively untrolled discussion possible, I tried a couple of message boards. But they were invaded by unhinged trolls. One of them variously declared himself demon-possessed, and harped only on irrelevant anti-American themes. Banned under one IP, he'd get another. He eventually obliterated every last post by posting dozens and dozens of one-letter or two-letter "comments."

Somewhere around there I bought the http:www.bibchr.com site, to put up some of my writings. But it didn't allow for interaction, and I wasn't tech-savvy enough to make it a pretty or dynamic site. It continues (A) because of the simple URL, and (B) as a place for me to refer to my apologetic, Gospel, and Christian-growth writings, among a number of others.

Blog. So Hugh Hewitt (I think it was) got me into blogging...and someone got me to reading Phil Johnson's solo blog in particular. Wish I could remember who. I had known of Phil from his Spurgeon web site, and also from his bookmarks site. In fact, I'd tried to get listed on his bookmarks site.

EPIC FAIL!

I took to commenting at Phil's site, and others, and putting up my occasional posts on marriage, and Christian involvement in public life, and Pat Robertson. I even sort of tag-teamed with Phil, though I didn't know whether he knew me from Adam.

Then came the fateful email I've spoken of often, in which Phil invited me to team-blog with him and Frank (who I didn't know from Adam). I was so thunderstruck that I was afraid to answer. Surely Phil had the wrong "Dan." Just enjoy the dream one more day....

But it was real, and here we are. It's being a terrific blessing, and a terrific opportunity, and a terrific way to network. I'll write about the opportunity aspect in another post, Lord willing.

This blog is probably what you'd call a moderate-traffic blog, while Pyromaniacs is a high-traffic blog. I may average 700-800 visits a day during the week, which is... startling. But at Pyro it's more like 3000. There, we passed a million a long time ago. It will take me longer to get there.

But let me just finish with two disparate thoughts:
  1. I really believe in blogging. F. F. Bruce's Paul: the Apostle of the Heart Set Free was disappointing in many ways. But one thing stood out. Paul was a man who used absolutely every ability, every aspect, every opportunity he could lay his hands on to do one thing: spread the Word. I have no doubt whatever that he would either be a blogger, or he'd have his apprentices at it. What other way to catch people from all over the globe, any hour of the day or night, and give them the Word? I believe in it even more today than the day I started.
  2. Do you want more people to read your blog, but you're nobody? Two simple rules. (1) Do not link-troll. (2) Do interact with excellence. Simple as that. Few are more obnoxious than first-timers who say "Great site! Please come see my blog, tell me what you think!" All you'll give yourself is a stink around your name. Plus, few will do as you ask. Perhaps nobody. But if you go and get to know blogs you like, spend some time, get to know what's going on, interact meaningfully and articulately and pointedly and succinctly — then others will say, "Hey, this brother/sister is pretty sharp. Wonder if (s)he has a blog." And before you know it, Bob's your uncle. And maybe you'll still be nobody, but some somebody will give you an opportunity. Then, who knows?
  3. Do you want people to keep reading your blog? Make short posts, as a rule. I know bloggers whose comments are models of pithy succinctness... and then their posts are 20000-word epics. Avoid that.
One Dan's opinion, your mileage may vary.


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Caption this video of a boxer

I'm working on a seriouser post, but this is being a hammering week at work.

So, in the meanwhile, I offer you this sheer silliness.

Forget the actual title on the video. Make your own.



Here's my first entry:

"Doggie tries to make sense of Rob Bell's latest sermon"

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Isn't evolution wonderful? — 10 (leaf lizard)

So materialistic evolutionary faith requires that we envision this dialogue between two lizards, forty-eight kajillion years ago:
Larry: Len, help out a pal?
Lenny: Sure, Lar, anything.
Larry: You know I can't see myself.
Lenny: Right, of course. None of us can.
Larry: So, I was thinking what a bummer it is, all of us looking like beefsteaks. All the predators keep snapping us up.
Lenny: Too true, too true. Leo, the other day.
Larry: Good guy, Leo.
Lenny: The best.
Larry: So, I was thinking, "Who eats dead leafs?"
Lenny: Go on.
Larry: Well, just sayin'. Wouldn't it be cool if we could just look like dead leafs?
Lenny: Cool is what that would be, Lar. But where's this going?
Larry: I says to myself, "Self - why not? Why not be your best dead leaf now?"
Lenny: Hunh.
Larry: So this is where you come in.
Lenny: Yeah?
Larry: Yeah. Watch me turn into a leaf, tell me when I get it right.
Lenny: Hunh.
Larry: I need to get the shape just right, the color just right, and I want to have veiny things like on a leaf.
Lenny: Hunh.
Larry: Then, after that, you have to help me find a fertile lady lizard who can do the same thing, and who knows how to pass on an acquired trait to our kids.
Lenny: Hunh.
Larry: Okay, so... ready? Here we go. On "three." One, two...


Plus, at no extra charge, this irony: the lizard's name  is the Satanic leaf-tailed gecko. Perhaps so named because of how ridiculous it makes materialistic naturalism look?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Boring music, brilliantly visualized

It's a pleasure to start your week off with what has been an exceeding broad array of music. In this case, it's the visual element that elevates this video to Mondays at BibChr status.

I wish I could enjoy the (boooring, hey-look-that-paint-is-really-drying) music as much as I appreciate the novelty of the visualization. But in this case, what you see is worth enduring what you hear:

Now someone just needs to wed the concept with an interesting song!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

What th - - ?

I was on Facebook the other day, doing something on the page that listed out Suggestions as to who I could be "friends" with.

I noticed this:




Huh?

What's creepy is that evidently one of my "friends" is "friends" with The Hinnster. A mole?

I was tempted to be"friend" Hinn, take a screen shot of "Dan Phillips and Benny Hinn are now friends," and put it up on some Hither and Thither. It would make Adrian Warnock's day. Then I could just unfriend him.

Hinn, I mean.

But then I realized Hinn would have to accept me as a friend. The thought of being rejected by Benny Hinn....

I think things are fine as they are.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Approaching milestone

At this moment, Site Meter tells me that this blog has had 499,421 visitors since November 11, 2004. If the weekend goes like last weekend, we should pass the half-million mark sometime Sunday.

If you're the 500,000th visitor... well, I'll have no way of knowing. I'm not that tech-savvy on the stats.

But you'll (obviously) have been one of the 500,000. Thanks. If it weren't for you, I'd likely still natter on, but it wouldn't be nearly so fun nor so personally rewarding.

Way for churches to upgrade to Windows 7 ultra-cheap? (Update: apparently not)

Check it out. I don't know anything about the site, but if I pastored a church, I might be looking into it.

UPDATE: looks like churches cannot take advantage of the offer. Reader Stephen noticed this paragraph:

  • Religious organizations not registered as a charity and without a secular community designation that is separate from the church or religious organization. A secular designation is defined as an organization that provides services to people regardless of their religious beliefs and does not propagate a belief in a specific faith. Example: A food bank with nonprofit or charity status that is run by a church, but is a separate and unique organization that provides food and meals to anyone who qualifies for services, regardless of religious beliefs. Religious organizations without secular designations can visit Charity Open Licensing for information regarding licensing options.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Hither and thither 10/23/09

I thought I'd have to apologize for slim pickin's, given last weekend. But we've actually ended up with a pretty nice assortment for you all. In fact, it's packed. Enjoy!
  • Kinda funny, kinda sad. Atheists by definition can neither discuss what is good, nor can they prove that it is good to discuss what is good, nor can they prove that it is meaningful to try to convince anyone of anything. After all, matter is all there is, and we are what we are by random processes. Yet they keep campaigning to convince people that you can be a good atheist. Kinda funny, kinda sad. Kinda Romans 1:18-32.
  • Our bud Fred Butler levels a richly-deserved gloat at obsessive anti-creationist blot blog Little Green Pinheads Footballs.
  • Isn't it nice when booksellers fight for your affection?
  • One of life's marvels is how the liberalism = tolerance and openness meme survives onslaught after onslaught of facts. For instance, you'd think campaigns against censorship of libraries would be opposed to, you know, censorship, right? Not so much. For instance, advocacy of politically-favored perversion = fine, but suggestion that perversion is perversion, and that slavery is undesirable and not inescapable... not so much. (H-T reader Jason Sanborn for the link.)
  • Mmmm... bacon jam....
  • Can a Corn Pops commercial be creepy? I'm thinking... yes.
  • "Why should you stay in that nassty frying-pan?", asks the Vatican.
  • Evidently, if that doesn't work, the Pope is down with "power evangelism."

  • Though never by conviction a tee-totaller, I've also never been drunk. A friend who had often been drunk in his pre-Christian days told me years ago, "The first thing that happens when you get drunk is tjat you become an instant expert on everything." Evidently the same happens when you trick your way into the Presidency, as President Obama now tells us what is and is not a real news agency. The criterion seems to be whether an agency does or doesn't criticize him. Isn't it nice we have the White House to explain everything to us, and run everything for us?
  • I'm thinking of asking President Obama to explain the use of the articular present participle in the Greek text of John 4:23. That's always puzzled me.
  • Evidently, being a cultic nutcase has a similar "instant-expert" effect. Anyone can be a medical expert!
  • Mark your calendars. Today I doff my hat in respect to a principled stand taken by... gulp... four MSM news organizations. Well done, gents. Smacking down an overreaching, administration. I salute you. (H-T Jill, via Facebook.)
  • Charles Krauthammer adds a few choice words about all that.
  • Jake Tapper of ABC News is another who hasn't gotten the memo.


  • Democratic Representative Mark Grayson, however, says that Fox News and those who agree with them are, in fact, enemies of America. Just thought you should know. There oughta be a T-shirt.
  • Doing anything for the next 520 days? Might have a nice gig for you. 
  • Reader Mark Loftus alerts us to a challenging example: a centenarian athlete.
  • On a sad note: comedian Soupy Sales died. I enjoyed his silly, funny show as a kid, and still remember White Fang, Black Fang, and "The Mouse."
  • Remember the racist judge we mentioned last week? The media reported that he was Republican. Yeah, well. About that. He was actually Democrat all his life, including through four refused interracial marriages — until he switched to the GOP in 12/2008. (HT to Mark Loftus yet again.)
  • Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  • And, in related news...
  • Force push!

  • I am perilously close to naming (ahem, Canadian) Mark Steyn as a national treasure. All we poli-addicts have been using the well-known acronym "RINO" (Republican In Name Only). Some of us add "CINO." But now, to describe liberal NY Congressional GOP candidate Dede Scozzafava Steyn introduces the new acronym DIABLO — Democrat In All But Label Only.
  • Steyn adds this sage observation at no extra cost: "The tea parties and town halls were a response not just to Obama but to the 2006/2008 GOP." 
  • Those wacky Japanese game shows. Most of the ones of which I've seen clips will never find their way here. However, a reader whose identity is shrouded in mystery shares this game show which will show you how to get ready and leave for work in under 5 minutes. Me, I say that if you're that busy, something needs to change. BTW, the demonstrator is in underwear for a fair portion, but they could be (non-Speedo) swim trunks; totally unrevealing.
  • Leading, if unrelatedly, to:





 



 

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Spurgeon, doing that thing Spurgeon does

All of us who love Spurgeon — and (did you know?) I love Spurgeon — sometimes chuckle at how he handles texts. Which is to say, sometimes... he doesn't. That is, he quotes a text, then launches. Launches somewhere else.

I can't remember the specific, but I'm sure I've read a sermon where he says basically, "OK, this isn't what this text says, but here's what I'm thinking:...."

He gets away with it for two reasons:
  1. He's Spurgeon, for pity's sake. And...
  2. He's Spurgeon.
Being Spurgeon, even what he says is likely to be soaked with Biblical truth, though not very expository.

Well, in the October 20 pm reading of Morning by Morning, we see a classic example (emphases added):
“Keep not back.”
— Isaiah 43:6

Although this message was sent to the south, and referred to the seed of Israel, it may profitably be a summons to ourselves. Backward we are naturally to all good things, and it is a lesson of grace to learn to go forward in the ways of God. Reader, are you unconverted, but do you desire to trust in the Lord Jesus? Then keep not back. Love invites you, the promises secure you success, the precious blood prepares the way. Let not sins or fears hinder you, but come to Jesus just as you are. Do you long to pray? Would you pour out your heart before the Lord? Keep not back. The mercy-seat is prepared for such as need mercy; a sinner’s cries will prevail with God. You are invited, nay, you are commanded to pray, come therefore with boldness to the throne of grace.

Dear friend, are you already saved? Then keep not back from union with the Lord’s people. Neglect not the ordinances of baptism and the Lord’s Supper. You may be of a timid disposition, but you must strive against it, lest it lead you into disobedience. There is a sweet promise made to those who confess Christ—by no means miss it, lest you come under the condemnation of those who deny him. If you have talents keep not back from using them. Hoard not your wealth, waste not your time; let not your abilities rust or your influence be unused. Jesus kept not back, imitate him by being foremost in self-denials and self-sacrifices. Keep not back from close communion with God, from boldly appropriating covenant blessings, from advancing in the divine life, from prying into the precious mysteries of the love of Christ. Neither, beloved friend, be guilty of keeping others back by your coldness, harshness, or suspicions. For Jesus’ sake go forward yourself, and encourage others to do the like. Hell and the leaguered bands of superstition and infidelity are forward to the fight. O soldiers of the cross, keep not back.
There y'go. Fine, challenging, Bibley thoughts, all with one common denominator: they have nothing to do with the text.

Pastors, remember: DO NOT try this unless you are Charles H. Spurgeon!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Reading "Death by Love," by Mark Driscoll, by Olive Tree software for the iPhone

NOTE: this is a review of what it's like to read a book as rendered for iPhone by Olive Tree software. It is not yet a review of the book per se. And so, HSAT....

What is it like to read a book on an iPhone?

On my trip to Arizona to speak at the the Sovereign Grace Bible Conference, my traveling (and night-time) reading was in Olive Tree software's version of Mark Driscoll's Death by Love (Crossway Books: 2008).

I have completed about seven-and-a-half of twelve chapters, which is a good chunk given the time-span. Verdict? It was really a pleasure. I love this format for this kind of reading. The width of the screen lends itself perfectly to a flowing scan, working with the iPhone's flowing response to touch. It sped up my reading-rate. Italics and paragraphs are reproduced, though the font seems to be Arial.

I also love the way Olive Tree renders Scripture and footnotes. Here's how that works:

Just touch a Scripture reference, and the verse pops up in whatever version you've selected. Click on the arrow, and that passage comes up. Then just select the Back arrow to return to the text.



Ditto footnotes. Touch the footnote number, and you're there. The Back arrow returns you to your place in the reading.



You can also annotate your reading. Click on the Plus at the bottom of the screen, select Add Note, and whack away. The note is represented at the text, available in the future at a touch.




There are imperfections. I noticed that several words were "runtogether," though was infrequent enough not to be a real irritation. The other imperfection (for my use) had nothing to do with the software, but with my planning. On every flight, there are periods where one must turn off all electronic devices. When this was my only reading, I had nothing but the flight mags to read — poor planning on my part.

Of course, this isn't the format for a book you're going to closely study. It won't replace Logos, or printed books. But for easy accessibility away for home, or for reading at odd moments, in long trips or long waits, or at bedtime, it's really terrific.

Conclusion: I recommend getting books in this format from Olive Tree. It suited my needs perfectly; I'll definitely be using the format in the future.

Don't forget the SALE going on until October 31.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

How many things are wrong with this picture?

Click.

Olive Tree software sale

Olive Tree software has a 21% off sale going on until October 31. I am really loving Olive Tree's resources, which are designed for various PDAs and smart phones (including my new best friend).

Check it out.

Monday, October 19, 2009

The amazing Aleksandr Hrustevich playing Vivaldi's "Four Seasons"

This is the "Summer" movement, in Presto tempo.

Click on the video, then chose your eyes. You will not believe (A) that you are only hearing one instrument, nor (B) that you are hearing the instrument you're hearing.



If you enjoyed this, dude's got lots more. Better brush up your (I think) Ukrainian, however.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Hey Geeks: Task Manager alternatives

My first IT job was in a mixed-bag environment, ranging from Windows 98 to Windows XP. I was so glad to see 98 and ME vanish though — because that meant all the machines would have an easily-accessible Task Manager.

For the uninitiated, Task Manager shows in detail what's going on "under the hood" in your pc. If your pc is suddenly terribly slow, Task Manager can reveal that your memory is all used up, and can show what is using it. Or, it can point out a particular process that has your CPU (brain chip) held hostage. Or it can reveal a virus.

Plus, it normally can let you kill the bad process.


As I alluded, I use the Task Manager all the time in my job. I'm so glad that all current pc operating systems have it.

For the geekily-inclined, here are five enhanced alternatives to the Task Manager that natively comes with Windows.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Hither and thither 10/16/09

Lots of fun things, lots of irritating things, lots of interesting things. However, I'll be on the road for the latter part of the day, so comments may be delayed... well, until I next get on The Intrawebs. I'd be happy too see a nice passel of comments to moderate.
  • Wait wait wait — you mean everything scientists say about what was what a gazillion years ago might not be 100% accurate?  L, IB.
  • Onoes! Looks like Kermit, Josiah and I have even more to be thankful for than we knew!
  • I love my iPhone, but hate iTunes. Just wiped everything off my iPhone, for the whatever-th time. That in spite of doing a backup just beforehand, and then trying to restore from backup. Grrr.
  • USA Today writer Tom Krattenmaker makes it very clear: he doesn't object to Christian athletes being Christians. He just objects to their practicing Christianity. Meaning: he objects to Christian athletes being Christians. (HT reader "Laptops and More.")
  • Don't you just sleep better at night, knowing that the geniuses running public schools are keeping us safe from dangerous, six-year-old Cub Scouts? As one wag noted, at least he's earned his "Suspended from School" belt loop. Here's my concern: in the interim, he's being homeschooled. Will he be able to dumb back down when they re-admit him?
  • Whee. Racism is still another accusation that only needs to be made, to cause harm. Not proven.
  • I think racism in America is grossly exaggerated. However, every now and then an ugly example rears up to say that neither racism nor stupidity has yet become obsolete.
  • Good grief. Question for rock aficionados who are also regular readers: what painfully-obvious name is missing from this list?
  • So what does $400 worth of Legos look like? This (with some commentary here):

  • I don't know if any of you are Sam Storms fans. You might want to listen to this talk, featuring every influential evangelical eschatological perspective... well, except the most influential one. Why listen? It's remarkable to hear Storms say that, if the Apostle John doesn't agree with him, Sam Storms, then John is in error.
  • Thinking of taking your kids to Where the Wild Things Are? I'm really not. I wasn't already: it looks dumb, and I didn't love the book, where the insufferably bratty kid's parents end up caving. I was even less tempted when I learned that the author, Maurice Sendak, was an angry, lost, unhappy "gay" with messed-up views about the family (— did I just say the same thing twice?), who really didn't like positive, happy books that might encourage well-behaved kids. Now that I read Sendak telling concerned parents to go to He!!, I'm even less inclined.
  • Some are shocked that supposed conservative stalwart Dick Armey would throw in with pro-abort Kay Hutchison for the Texas gubernatorial election. I'm not; but then, I have a memory. Armey used to be a good guy, maybe until he got his nose out of joint for not being supported to lead Congress. Hard to say when something cracked, but Armey launched a nasty attack against politically-involved Christians. (See also Dobson's response.) So I'm sad, but not shocked, to see Armey support a pro-abort "earmarks queen" against a pro-family, pro-life candidate.
  • Our Title of the Week this time is not picked because it's odd, but because it's so good:  It's a 12-day miracle! Praise Obama and pass the Hopium. Columnist breaks it down that the 12 days between 0's inauguration and the nominating deadline left "a mere 288 hours for Obama to have been credentialed as President Peace."
  • In a sane world, the Nobel Committee would never again be able to buy a "give-a-rip" from the public. 
  • Any chance the benighted clones of the Nobel committee are beginning to realize what a laughing-stock they've made of themselves?

  • Update since writing that previous. What was I thinking? Being liberal means never having to say you're pathetic, clueless and embarrassing. Think Jimmy Carter. Or see this.
  • To the Title of the Week, maybe I'll add line of the week as an occasional feature. This week's entry is from an article on Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who is planning another sweep for illegal aliens, though it may irritate the feds. Then we're told, "He said he expects to use a 'new secret weapon,' but declined to say what it is." Really? I'm going out on a limb here, but could that be because it's, you know, secret?
  • One Baptist church will be having a hot time on Halloween eve. They'll be burning... well, all sorts of things.  Like Bibles (Readers: "Ungh?") — that is, Bibles that aren't the KJV. (Readers: "Sheesh.") And books by "heretics." (Readers: "Oh?") Heretics like Erwin McManus and Robert Schuller and Rob Bell and Benny Hinn. (Readers: "Ahhh.")  And "heretics" like John MacArthur and John Piper and Chuck Swindoll. (Readers: "Huh?!") Oh, and "Satan's music," like "country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul (and) oldies." I guess surf music is OK. Whew! But wait, you haven't heard the punch-line.
  • The church's name is — I Kid You Not! — "Amazing Grace Baptist Church." Click.
  • Everyone's favorite Aussie ex-pat, Rachael Starke, ran a little graphic for folks thinking of moving Down Under. I'm not sure where Aussie Vicki Lowing fits on the chart... but she's got her some interesting priorities.
  • So, having already demoralized the military, the transformational president now adds this: he has in mind further to demoralize and distract it by forcing it to enlist broken individuals plagued by sexual perversion which, instead of resisting and seeking deliverance from, they openly embrace and practice. Obama: the bill that keeps getting steeper and steeper and steeper and....
  • Say, though, isn't it reassuring that the leader of the free world has finally squared his shoulders and identified an enemy, a threat that calls for his firm, focused, and relentless opposition?  Yes indeedy.
  • Woo hoo. Turns out I'm going to live forever (interpreting "educated" as "smart"), and Baby Allen will live to be at least 100
  • Will knuckle-cracking give you arthritis? Maybe not. But it's still obnoxious.
  • Then the dessert-tray: