Over the last six or so years, WORLD magazine's regular columnist Andree Seu has gone from a what-is-she-talking-about? to a must-read for me. Her May 14, 2005 column Mental Filibusters is will show you why.
I know she wasn't thinking of me, but both "yikes" and "yikes-yikes" (name that movie!) as to how successfully she targeted and nailed my excellent adeptness at being a witness without actually witnessing. Take a look, see if she nailed you too.
UPDATE: it is July 7, and still no one has named that movie. (c;