Joel Osteen again: it's all about the Lexus

The Wittenburg Door is very much like Longfellow's little girl: when good, very good; when bad, horrid.

In Todd Outcalt's parodic summary of Joel Osteen's Big Book, it's more the former than the latter. Rather than have to read the whole book (all 320 pages), this article will condense Osteen's special way to skip the cross and go straight for the Lexus.