You can't make this stuff up (--and why would you?)

Clown Eucharist.

No, that's right. You read it correctly. "Clown Eucharist."

No, "Clown" is not a city name, or Sanskrit for "Christ-centered."

Clown.

Eucharist.

Read about it here.

Well, okay, they're Episcallopians. And, okay, it's New York.

But good heavens, the church is named "Trinity Church."

And the "Rector," The Rev. Dr. James H. Cooper, actually signs the letter, "Faithfully."

Raising the inevitable question: "To what?"