Monday, February 12, 2007

Top Eleven Things You Don't Want to Hear from Jack Bauer

11. "WHERE IS THE BOMB?!!!"
10. "Do you know how to use one of these?"
9. "Haven't I seen your face somewhere?"
8. "How well do you know your husband/wife?"
7. "You will tell me what I need to know."
6. "God forgive me."
5. "You're going to have to trust me."
4. "This is taking too long."
3. "I'm okay with carrying you."
2. "This will help you with the pain."

And the Number One Thing You Don't Want to Hear from Jack Bauer:

1. "I don't believe you."

POSTSCRIPT: please don't post any spoilers from this season. Because of our schedules, the 24-addicts in our family see episodes 1-3 weeks late. It's hard to dodge knowing anything, but I try. Thanks!

12 comments:

Bear4bbc said...

I love this show as well!
www.nsideconnections.blogspot.com/

Brian said...

I love the way his man-bag brings out the color of his eyes. Would've been nicer if it matched his shoes.

Puritan Man said...

Well Dan, no worries about me posting any spoilers. I have yet to watch it. Too many shows to watch already. Just don't have the time. But he sounds like a man I wouldn't want to mess with. ;-)

LeeC said...

I'd like to watch it someday, it sounds good, but I haven't had 30 minutes to watch a show in, well far to long I fear.

donsands said...

I just finished season four. I have enjoyed it. I am addicted. I also have one more saying to add.

"I've been waiting for this!"
He said this in the second to last episode in season four.

But I agree, your #1 is #1.

REM said...

Dan,
Here are some of my favs:

Don't make me do this.
Put down your weapon!
Take him back to CTU for questioning.
With all due respect...
ANSWER ME!!!!!!

DJP said...

Those are good. Oh, this too:

"Prepare the interrogation package."

Chris said...

Hey!
See... that's what I get for never posting to my blog... Dan gets to post all the cool ideas...

Dave said...

You're possibly 3 episodes behind? Whoa--hang on to your hat, bud.

David said...

Spoilers? pfft, the same thing happens every week/every year

Jack Shoots Someone
Jack Tortures Someone
Someone close to Jack (fill in blank)
CTU is (fill in Blank)
President is (fill in Blank)

the blank and be (turns on him)(dies)(tortured)(poisened)(etc)

The only thing that doesnt happen is sex. Can't have that.

Dr Mike said...

Brian:

"Man bag"?

Dan:

I'll take Mack over Jack. (Details here.)

BugBlaster said...

Don't make Canadians like Kiefer angry, Dan. You're going to have to trust me on this.