The Yahoo! email spam filter can be a bit overzealous, and has caught legitimate emails (including my own Yahoo! emails to myself). So I've set it to put them in a folder, where I can scan for deletion.
Mostly they're to do with changing things about myself or my life that I really can't or shouldn't (and don't want to), respectively. But one repeat email in particular has caught my eye lately. (Click to enlarge.)
Okay, now, losing 20 pounds overnight, that's a nice promise.
But... "Colon cleanse"?
What a night that would be.
I think about these things.