I love this one (click to enlarge):
So you've got to figure: somewhere, there's some schmoe who's opening up his (or her) email, who reads this title, pauses, and says to himself (or herself):
"Ya know? Yeah... yeah, I do. I wanna be a psychologist!"
And then he (or she!) clicks Reply, and writes the spamco, and says, "Yeah! I wanna be a psychologist!"
And then a new career is born.
So here's what I'm thinking. You've been seeing this psychologist for a year or two, and you realize that everything he is saying, Oprah has already said. Suddenly, the light goes on.
You sit up on the couch, and face your psychologist.
And you ask, "Did you once answer an email with the title, 'Wanna be a psychologist'?"
And he (or she!) pulls the iPod bud out of his (or her!) ear, and says, slowly, "Yeah... why ya wanna know that?"