With... the Pomegranate!
This phone is truly amazing. Check it out: it has quite an array of features.
But even more specifically... it translates!
It's a harmonica!
And the real clincher: it makes coffee!
Go to the site, and you'll see it includes a projector and a shaver as well.
Sweet to have everything in one shiny little packages! (Hmm... wonder if I can load BibleWorks?)