Turns out: not only is dissent (against The One and his totalitarian ways) not "patriotic"; not only is it Nazi-like and mob-like... it's also KKK-like! Ooh! I don't want to be like that!
What next? Will dissent be Squidward-like?
Perhaps you have some nominees for our DDWTTs (Desperate Dems With Thin Thesaurii)?