Thursday, December 31, 2009

Hither and thither 12/31/09

Another batch of very varied variouses as we gather to bid "adieu" to 2009.
  • While The Season is still fresh in our minds (and straining our seams), my DAOD shares with us a Christmas food timeline
  • In case you missed it in the previous meta, Julie's boys did an excellent lego Nativity last year.
  • In that same spirit, would you like to hear President Obama explain the true meaning of Christmas to a bunch of kids? Let it load without playing, then listen from about 12:24 to 14:25.

  • If I had harbored any notions of doing a year-in-review — I hadn't — Dave Barry's year in review would have blown it out of my mind. Hysterical; had me in tears. Sample: "On the domestic front, the struggling Chrysler Corp. declares bankruptcy, but its CEO confidently predicts that the company will come back 'bigger, better and stronger than ever' thanks to its 2010 product line, spearheaded by the all-new Dodge Despair." And "President Obama, in the first serious test of his presidency, announces that he will send U.S. troops to rescue Democratic members of Congress pinned down in town hall meetings by constituents firing hostile questions concerning the administration's health-care plan, which turns out not to be wildly popular outside of the immediate Capitol Hill area."
  • Of course you om nom nom. But do you om nom nom properly? Here's how.
  • Tom Hanks has been many things. But... James Bond? Cracked me up, anyway. (Includes one brief hand of hand-cupped, implied nudity.)
  • No point in me saying poorly what others have already said better. Here's Charles Krauthammer on Obama's response to terrorism, and then Victor Davis Hanson on the same. And while Obama smugly awards himself a grossly-inflated (but probably modest, to his mind) "B+," here is one British writer who awards him a more appropriate "F."
  • It's no wonder the Washington times is calling this "the pooh-pooh presidency."
  • More blistering still, the man, Dick Cheney: "...it is clear once again that President Obama is trying to pretend we are not at war. He seems to think if he has a low key response to an attempt to blow up an airliner and kill hundreds of people, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gives terrorists the rights of Americans, lets them lawyer up and reads them their Miranda rights, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if we bring the mastermind of 9/11 to New York, give him a lawyer and trial in civilian court, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he closes Guantanamo and releases the hard-core al Qaeda trained terrorists still there, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gets rid of the words, “war on terror,” we won’t be at war. But we are at war and when President Obama pretends we aren’t, it makes us less safe. Why doesn’t he want to admit we’re at war? It doesn’t fit with the view of the world he brought with him to the Oval Office. It doesn’t fit with what seems to be the goal of his presidency – social transformation—the restructuring of American society. President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war."
  • When will I say "The system worked well"? When this bunch of ideologically-lunatic juveniles hands the two branches of the US government back to some adults who read and respect the US Constitution... even a little! However...
  • ...since, unfortunately for the US, O and the Dems will remain in power for months, some common-sense ideas for cutting personal spending might be appropriate at this juncture.
  • Change in mood: here are two for my DAOD/BSIL's cats in the not-too-distant future:


  • This cracks me up —  but don't use any terms you don't recognize without looking them up first, cuz.
  • Omigosh. Ugliest. Shoes. Ever? Reader Susan alerted me to these. Three models refused to wear them in a fashion show, and were excluded.


  • Hm; how do I get one of these for my posts?
  • Something every set of parents in the world — except one — can be thankful for: this isn't your kid.

  • Very cool Lego commercial, in case you haven't seen it.
  • Some rugby player decided to tell the world he's embracing ruinous, sexually perverted desires, and goes on and on about himself and his feelings about himself and about himself sacrificing his wife on the altar of his perversion... and British pastor Gary Benfold doesn't view any of it very sentimentally. Benfold, of course, is right.
  • I sympathize with (almost) everyone who has trouble making decisions. Is that you? You're in luck. Here's a flowchart to help you in your produce selections.
  • New pc you got for Christmas giving you problems? Watch your temper. Srsly.
  • Umm, I like to hike, but... pass.

  • Perhaps you weren't brave enough (or dumb enough) to endure the entire two-hour Star Wars Holiday Special. Who could blame you? However, you still have a chance. You can see two hours of cringes crammed into about five minutes right here. No need to thank me.
  • There are great reasons for home delivery, and great reasons for hospital delivery. Here is a couple who's glad they had a hospital delivery. Amazing story.
  • As you think about returning to your mundane, imperfect job, consider that even the best job in the world has its perils.
  • Then with these lovely parting images, I wish you a Happy New Year.




 
 
 

 
 


    Wednesday, December 30, 2009

    Josiah's Lego Nativity — 2009

    Among the Phillips Family Christmas Traditions: every year, Josiah digs through his Legos and creates a nativity scene. Without exception, they're just brilliant. I meant to get pictures last year and post them, but failed. (Daddy-Fail.)

    Not this year!

    Each year, Josiah goes into seclusion to produce his masterpiece. The door to his room is shut, and decorated with dire warnings against entry. Then the family is assembled, and the year's Nativity is (literally) unveiled.

    Here is an overview of the whole scene. (Most or all of the pictures are click-to-enlarge.)



    The grey pieces are used to suggest a rugged, rustic stable, perhaps more of a cave.

    Perhaps your eyes are first drawn to the angel. Of course, there's no way to do a hovering angel, so Josiah used a light saber. He has been struggling to get this aspect of the Nativity right each year, and feels best about this year's version.

    Beneath the angel, you see the little drummer boy, with his light-saber hilt drumsticks.



    To the right, you see one of the Magi's camels, bearing treasure and saddle bags. In the foreground is the magi bearing myrrh.




    The Magi, from right to left, are: myrrh, incense, and gold.



    This represents the chest of gold (though jewels are included as well).



    Of course, the shepherds came to worship the King (with their multicolored sheep).



    (That's Obi-wan leading the sheep.)

    Here are various views inside the stable/cave:


     
     

    Here is BG enjoying the Nativity scene in his own way. We suspect him of various rearrangements not approved by the artist.


    Tuesday, December 29, 2009

    Programming note

    This week's Hither and Thither© should appear Thursday, once again — New Year's Eve.

    Although I would trust that I at least have a blog readership that won't be spending 1/1/10 am draped around porcelain repositories, snarling at atoms that bump into each other too loudly.

    Isn't evolution wonderful? — 12 (Venus Fly Trap)

    The video cannot be embedded, but can be viewed here.




    Who knew that plants were so clever? Imagine the decades spent in leafy laboratories, slaving over steaming test-tubes to invent the right alluring substance. Think of the creativity, devising the "hairs" that trip the trap, coming up with the time-gap between stimuli... the mind reels.

    Monday, December 28, 2009

    "Avatar" — movie review

    Movie: Avatar
    Length: 162 min
    Rated: PG-13
    Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Giovanni Ribisi
    Director: James Cameron
    Producers: James Cameron and six others (as history will likely remember the list)

    Once again my dear wife Valerie and I viewed this together. In IMAX. In 3-D.

    But first, a little....

    Phillips Family Film-going History
    When our now-grown kids were tiny tots, we devised a way of discussing movies we saw. We had to. How, as Christian parents, do you talk about a movie like "The Little Mermaid," for instance, without sounding like either (A) non-Christian parents, or (B) complete pickles?

    Our solution: we discussed movies on two levels — as a movie/cartoon, and as a "sermon." That is, was it fun and well-done? Did it have a generally good message, or a generally bad message?

    Let's stay with "The Little Mermaid." Classic good movie, bad sermon. Fun to watch, fun art, fun songs; terrible message. A paint-shallow, willful, foolish girl falls in love at first glance, endangers everyone, just about gets her father killed out of her selfishness — and ends up getting her way, with no consequences visited on her and no lesson learned. (Contrast "Beauty and the Beast": good movie, good sermon.)

    Bringing us to Avatar.


    Spoiler-free review
    The art and the acting. Technologically and artistically, Avatar is simply a wonder. The same processes that put Gollum right in the scene with flesh-and-blood actors now create a world and a race of beings, display it in 3D, and make it all seem very real. The music enhances the action without distracting, and the actors range from just-adequate-for-the-task (Sam Worthington as Jake Sully) to excellent (Zoe Saldana as Neytiri, completely in motion-capture CGI).

    It's a beautiful world, with jungl... er, rain forests, waterfalls, mountains, lush vegetation, seas, deserts, and all sorts of alien bugs and beasties. The native humanoids are alien, yet humanlike, and quite beautiful in their way. It's all literally luminous.

    The story. Avatar's plot is involving enough, but neither particularly complex, layered nor surprising. Unfortunately, there probably is a lunatic-leftist sermon lurking a molecule or two under the surface, but I mostly found myself able to sneer it off and enjoy the movie. Mostly.

    What is the sermon? Hear Roger Ebert burble like a giddy child: "It has a flat-out Green and anti-war message. It is predestined to launch a cult." Yeah, well... whatever. As I'll explain below, I think Ebert's exaggerating, though he's probably right about Cameron's lunatic intent. An evil corporation partnering with with ex-military militia sets out to exploit a pristine planet, more than happy to kill a few thousand innocent, technology-free natives if need be. Whether you see America in any way analogized is (I think) viewer's choice, but it probably was in Cameron's mind.



    The PG13 is deserved. There's some bad language and some violence, though it isn't lingering. My vision isn't the crispest, but my dear wife assures me that there are some fleeting glimpses of blue female nipples in CGI. The natives are very tall, very thin (no Na'vi exhibits so much as an ounce of spare body fat), and very sparsely-clothed. There is a scene where two characters embrace, removing no clothes, and one announces that they are now "mated for life." I think if you're an adult, you think "Oh... they just had sex, right then and there? Eeh." And if you're a kid, you think, "Oh, so now they're married."

    Spoilery review
    The movie. Jake Sully has lost the use of his legs in military service, and this militia gig offers him the opportunity to get his legs back: first virtually, then literally. There seems to be a passing slash at inadequate (American) health care in the future — evidently The One had not totally revolutionized everything into Utopian wonderfulness — but Sully (A) will get to walk in the person of his native avatar, and then (B) is promised his actual legs back if he completes his mission satisfactorily.

    What is Sully's mission?

    His assignment is to infiltrate the giant, blue-skinned, uncooperative natives, the Na'vi, whose village resides on a massive deposit of the insanely-precious metal Unobtainium (I love that name). The corporation has tried education and trinkets, and has failed to move them. Now their technology has combined human and alien DNA to grow actual alien bodies, which are linked up with human minds. Jake's identical-twin brother was to be one of them, but the brother died, so Jake is taking his place.

    The avatars are amazing feats of cinemagic, technologically brought to real life. They also resemble their human counterparts; Sigourney Weaver's avatar is very clearly hers, down to Weaver's elfin little mouth. Through a thrilling sequence, Jake's avatar makes contact with the natives, and is brought into their tribe.

    What follows is fairly predictable, not entirely convincing, and somewhat disturbing. At first, Sully's all gung-ho to exploit the natives' confidence, discover their secrets and sell them out. Then suddenly, with no signs of transition, at the end of the three-month process, he shows up all conflicted, in love with his trainer (Neytiri, voiced and realized by Zoe Saldana), and ready to sell out his people.

    But first, suddenly Sully proposes to cartoonish villain Col. Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang) that he is about to have an opportunity suddenly to begin trying to persuade the Na'vi to move. He is given an inadequately brief opportunity. Oopsie. Really should have thought of that earlier. Rats.

    Of course Sully fails, of course the military moves in too fast, of course his friends feel betrayed (because — surprise! they were!), and of course there's a slaughter. So of course he feels awful (or so we guess; Worthington is a handsome fellow but not a great actor, or he's not given much to work with here — though that seldom stops truly great actors), and... boom! We see him killing humans! And leading the Na'vi to kill lots more! And a few humans join him, to kill other humans too! Yay, mostly-happy ending... from that perspective.


    Do you think some sympathetic characters die? Of course. How about the villain? You betcha. And our hero, does he get to become Na'vi forever and stay with his bride. Sure! Is there a neat little deus ex arboris at a critical moment? Yeppers. And are the evil businessmen and militia sent packing? Oh yeah.

    Which is why my dear wife brands the plot not too deep, and quite predictable.

    The "sermon." I had read that Avatar was about pantheism, Gaia-worship, and evil America. I disagree... sort of.

    This is science fiction, not a parable. Or so I take it. In science fiction, you get to create new and different worlds, which (to me) is the fun of it. Here the planet Pandora hosts a massively-interconnected organism. The tree-roots literally link up with each other, and the native species also can literally and physically (i.e. not spiritually) connect with each other. So it isn't Gaia-worship, because we're dealing neither with Γαῖα nor Γῆ (i.e. Earth). It is a different planet.

    Also, the connection is physical, and involves only Pandora. So we are not dealing with pantheism, which is the false notion that material reality is not real, but is instead God in self-manifestation. The Na'vi name the collective consciousness of the trees Eywa, and Eywa has a will and consciousness — which, again, is different from the god of pantheism. Similarly, though the term "avatar" comes from Hinduism, here the avatar is a physical projection of one mind. When that mind is withdrawn, the avatar collapses.


    Is the film anti-military? Well, the soldiers there are ex-military; they are hirelings to the evil corporation. They are not the American Army, nor Navy, nor Air Force, nor Marines. So on the face of it, no.

    However, Cameron does throw in some expressions like "shock and awe" and "bringing terror to terrorists" that make one suspect that this was the intent of his febrile imagination. Being a Hollywood hypocrite, he may well still cuddle the fever-swamp myth that Bush liberated Iraq to get their oil (— which, if so, how's that working out?), and he may mean this to be perceived as a morality-play on that fiction.

    If that's Cameron's intent, I think the most appropriately insulting response would be simply to cock an eyebrow, shrug, and say "I don't see the connection." Because I don't, unless it is made in the soft padded cells and what passes for thought among the "truther" Left.

    Therefore, I don't receive Avatar as a sermon about pantheism, Gaia-worship, Hinduism, America, the war on terror, nor eco-fascism.

    Now, I think that may be in the authorial intent. But if so, it failed to reach the screen. It's like J. K. Rowling suddenly announcing that Dumbledore was a homosexual. Hunh, funny — the Dumbledore in the books wasn't.

    So if Cameron wants to go around his cocktail parties, high-fiving hypocritical nutcases who live high on technology and free-market capitalism, babbling pantheistic and Gaian nonsense, enjoying freedoms bought and guarded with soldiers' blood, while maligning the very goose that lay all those eggs — well, whatever. If Cameron wants to feign horror at imaginary characters redefining imaginary Na'vi to make them okay-to-kill, while proudly supporting the real killing of real human babies through similar redefinition... well, all of that makes him and them jerks and fools, but it doesn't do much to the movie. Enjoy the myth while you can if that's your thing, James. Eternity is going to be a long, long time; and as matters stand, you won't be "king of the world," nor of anything else.

    Briefly, then: Cameron may well have intended a heavy-handed parable preaching the joys of pantheistic Gaia-worship, and the evils of America, George Bush, the war on terror, the military, and capitalism.

    If so, Cameron failed miserably, pathetically, and laughably, because there is no actual connection. The Na'vi are not like Muslim extremists nor their enablers; Pandora is not like Earth; and these mercenaries are not like our troops.

    But if you take the film as a cool sci-fi action story, then it's quite a wonder, and mostly a fun ride.

    Within the context of the movie, then, three elements did not work for me:

    1. Sully's abrupt, un-nuanced, transition-less transformation. Without even a hey! presto! Sully morphs from HWAM (hireling-with-a-mission), perfectly happy to deceive and sell out these blue-skinned aliens, to a Na'vi freedom-fighter. In one scene, Sully is spilling Na'vi secrets; virtually in the next, he's bound up heart and soul with the Na'vi cause, and now perfectly willing and happy to kill dozens or hundreds of human beings who (A) were being exactly what he had been just three months prior, but (B) had not been afforded his insights into Na'vi culture or cause. Sully, shallow and selfish from start to finish, never once tried to enlighten either race as to the other. Similarly...
    2. Sully himself. I don't know to what degree it's a talentless actor or thoughtless writing, but he's a shallow character, and I found myself unable to sympathize with him. Sully uses the corporation, then he uses the Na'vi, then he uses the planet. Not much emotion plays across that face or body-language, and not much of substance passes those lips. A Sean Connery, a Tom Cruise, a Kevin Bacon, a Jimmy Stewart (to cast a broad net) — any of them could have shown a conflicted person in spite of shallow writing and direction. Worthington didn't. Zoe Saldana brought all the depth, and Worthington wasn't up to her performance in any way. Pity. So both #1 and #2 issue in the fact that....
    3. It's disturbing to see Worthington's Sully suddenly and unhesitatingly killing humans. When the villainous Colonel asks something like "How does it feel to be a traitor to your own species?", the viewer is forced to grant that he actually has a point. Sully had made a last-nanosecond, lame attempt to persuade the Na'vi to move — but he made no attempt to persuade his fellow-humans not to kill all these beings nor raze their homes. If he'd had his legs and had not been given the avatar (thanks to the corporation whose employees he's now killing), Sully would have been right next to the mercinaries, shooting and bombing and killing.
    Should you see it? Up to you, but now you know what you're getting into.

    Final thoughts. It is sad to think that many film-goers will gaily make the leap and unreflectingly "buy into" a sermon on pantheism, eco-worship and America-hatred.

    But here in the real world, the universe is not God. It is created by God. There is a vast and unbridgeable chasm between Creator and creation, with the latter dependent on the former, and the former infinitely transcending the latter.

    In the real world, God is an infinite person, with character and a will. His will has been expressed permanently, fully, sufficiently, and in words. He has visited His planet — not in a tree, but in a person, in the person of His Son.

    In the real world, salvation has been accomplished. But it was not accomplished by a selfish fool hypocritically killing his own people. It was accomplished by God the Son allowing Himself to be killed by His own creatures, that on their behalf He might accomplish and achieve salvation, and then call them to enjoy that salvation through His saving message.

    Now, there is a story worth telling and re-telling.

    Sweet solo guitar: two by Andy McKee

    Very nice, very skilled, very mellow.




    Sunday, December 27, 2009

    Peanuts and the DSS

    Hunh. I don't remember this one.



    Don't make strips like that anymore.

    Saturday, December 26, 2009

    Randomest.Question. Ever.

    Everybody, his dog, and the cockroach in his walls does a Top Ten list at year's end.

    If I were to do one here or at Pyro — which I'm not saying I am going to do, mind — of what would you like to see my Top Ten? Or Bottom Ten?

    Friday, December 25, 2009

    Carol of the Bells... with Dominoes

    You thought I was all out of Christmas music videos? Not even!



    Merry Christmas!

    Thursday, December 24, 2009

    Hither and thither 12/24/09

    It's Christmas Eve... and still, HT time. Don't feel bad for me, though; I get overtime for this.
    • We might as well get this out of the way. As you slept, the ironically-named Democrats defied the will of the people and approved a bill few or none of them had read, a massive and arrogant power-grab further moving America from liberty to totalitarian state control. They've put two massive lumps of coal in our grandchildren's stockings. It leaves me wondering at what point one should pronounce America dead. My mind cast back immediately to the lament that pricked the consciences of many who still had not owned up to the horrid mistake they'd made in giving such power to such people.
    • What to do? Where to go from here? That will be the subject of future posts, no doubt. For now, I find the statement of physician and senator Tom Coburn to hit pretty close to the mark. When you read the giddy celebrations of the "historic" nature of this vote, think of Coburn's words: "This vote is indeed historic. This Congress will be remembered for its arrogance, corruption and stupidity." Hear, hear.
    • Enough of that, for now, except to say: nice Christmas-present, Dems. Nice.
    • We have a Title of the Week, and it is: Man jailed for eating rare tiger. I understand people have individual preferences as to how meat should be prepared — my wife prefers medium-well, I like it on the rare side of medium — but jailing a man over it? Yikes!
    • Probably true:

    • What kind of an obsessive, anti-American, anti-Christian nutcase would put pictures of a mass murdering tyrant and sexual perverts on their Christmas tree? That would be whatever obsessive, anti-American, anti-Christian basket case decorated the Obama White House Christmas tree, as you can see shown and/or discussed here, here, and here.
    • This should be interesting. The Coen Brothers — who brought such odd movies as Fargo, and O Brother, WhereArt Thu?, are remaking True Grit.
    • It will surprise few of you to learn that one lone enviro-Druid "created or rewrote 5,428 unique Wikipedia articles" to make sure that the global-warming dogma prevailed.
    • I don't know anything about this toy robot, but (A) the video cracked me up, and (B) you do not want your boys watching it anytime near Christmas!
    • What you get when you hire a Zen sign-maker:

    • [Written, obviously, before the vote.] One does tire of endlessly correcting hackneyed clichés, yet sometimes it is necessary. One is that, because (say) I see the Democratic party as a morally and ideologically bankrupt part, rotten to the core and not a good option for any Biblically-faith Christian citizen, and because I say that the GOP is the only viable party in which the Christian's distinctive values are sometimes welcome, then that necessarily means that I think the GOP is cool and pure. Oh boy, no. Regular readers already know better. But let me just say again, if this take on the GOP's plans to cave in the face of the abominable health care disaster Obama and the Dems are forcing on America is accurate, then the Senate leadership is spineless, clueless, gutless, and also other-essential-things-less, and history will view them with contempt. 
    • As another Biblical Christianity Blog Public Service, I direct you to the candy-choosing flow-chart.
    • In the Christmas links post, I referred in passing to the old fraud as "Santa Pelagius." Evidently it caught at least one reader's imagination. VcdeChagn emailed me to say, "I had my kids and their friends (ages 9-3) singing Santa Pelagius is coming to town today...my wife says thanks. Also, we have a board that we write on at night that glows in the dark. I always write a message to them after I put them to bed...I have attached tonight's ...It's been slightly photoshopped for clarity as the iPhone is not the best low light camera."


    • This one's for my DAOD. But you can look, too. 
    • Hey — it made me laugh:

    • This surprises me. Mexico City has decided to redefine the word "marriage" to accommodate one particular ruinous sexual perversion. Weird, eh?
    • Okay, now, this little linkie-winkie is not for your kiddies... unless you say it is. Half of you will think it's absolutely hysterical. The other half will want to check my baptism. I'll never say which half I am.
    • (Oh wait...it's on my blog. Giveaway? Rats.)
    • Who says there has to be only one kind of chandelier?

    • Ever wonder how to clean your LCD or plasma TV screen? Wonder no more.
       (Hey — you could get one for Christmas!)
    • It's not too late!!! Okay, it pretty much is. But regardless, here's a list of gifts for an iPhone lover.
    • "Play-house"? Pah! Try "Play-mansion."  Do not let your spoiled kids look at these pictures. I warned you.c
    • Some folks just have to show you how afraid of the roller-coaster they aren't.




    • I'm in my fifties, and I still sometimes get a moment's faint fear when I'm about to commit my weight to an escalator. Do you? Then boy oh boy, this story won't help.

    • Staying with kids, here's a depressing story: this girl can type 119 words per minute. And she's in fifth grade. That isn't the depressing part, not in itself. The depressing part is the link in the article, which takes us to a page where we can test our own typing speed. I took a test. Ouch. Took another test. Ouch! Then I stopped.
    • Oh my. Question-title fail.


    • Few things are more stomach-churning than to see some of the outworkings of "abortion logic." I warn you that there is nothing happy nor uplifting about this story, in which a mother cannot be charged for murdering her newborn child — because it wasn't a child. How could a full-term newborn not be a child? Because the umbilical cord hadn't been cut. (h-t Tim Bayly)
    • Just hunh.

    • Important Safety Tip:

    • When Nuns Find Snow — Tonight on Fox!

    • That's what I've got. Merry Christmas, dear readers. Now I have to run out for a last minute grocery-run.