CAT: "Easy now...steady. Wait, maybe I should step a bit lighter. Oh man! Did he see me? Let's sit still for a second. But what if I lose him? Easy now. Deep breaths. One paw in front of the other. No need to panic. I'm not going to panic. One solid pounce and it's my best life noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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CAT: "Easy now...steady. Wait, maybe I should step a bit lighter. Oh man! Did he see me? Let's sit still for a second. But what if I lose him? Easy now. Deep breaths. One paw in front of the other. No need to panic. I'm not going to panic. One solid pounce and it's my best life noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
LOL
I think my cat can relate :-)
word verification: "pootch"
HA!
After the cat collapses in shock, at missing his prey, I love how he looks around nonchalantly. "What are you all laughing at?"
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