As you know, when I have something solid up at Pyro, it gives me the sense (illusion?) that I can be sillier over here. Sometimes the line between "silly" and "scary" is a bit blurry, though. As it is today.
First, I will destroy your minds — as mine has been destroyed — by etching a horrible tune into your cerebral cortex. That is, I will
Okay. Well, I'm sorry, but there it was. You probably already knew it. If not... well, again, sorry.
But wait, there's more.
Here's a "live" version of part of the song.
Oh dear. Well, there's still more. Faithful reader "Al Sends" alerted me to this "unplugged" version:
At least it's intentionally funny.
If you want the whole story and backstory, an update on the singer, and various other versions, go here (— but I can't vouch for language or taste).