This made me think: what if we could make some leading evangelical figures write sentences on a chalkboard, Bart-style? What might those sentences be?
- It is not all supposed to be about sex, even though that gets me instant TGC publicity
- Focusing on best-life-now may mean worst-eternity-ever
- Propping up a false teacher was a bad bad idea, and everyone knows it
- If holiness has not preceded fame, it probably won't follow it
- Being the last to admit I screwed up is embarrassing
- Abortion is not more important than the Gospel
- Calvinists also believe "whosoever will"
- Semi-Pelagianism doesn't make me cool
- Really-really believing in Sola Scriptura doesn't make you a deist
- I will stop pretending the Gospel doesn't have edges
- I'll stop blaming God for the porn in my brain
- People will respect me more if I admit I goofed up
- Small church pastors can teach me a lot that I need to learn
- Doubling-down is not a good substitute for repentance
- Next time I get into a rooftop bed will be after 40 days of rain
- Instead of trying to make prominent men godly, I will try to make godly men prominent
- There are other verbs that also mean what "savor" means
- Actually, turns out I'm the "hater"
- Giving a big international platform to a guy with a bad mouth maybe isn't the best apprenticeship
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There's a big problem with this idea - who would make them write on the chalkboard? That would imply that they answer to some kind of authority.
Very good. I'd add: Writing the word "gospel" before a noun doesn't automatically make it about the gospel.
Genuine question: is the "abortion" one aimed at ECT-type thought, or something else?
Primarily that, yes. Cooperation? OK. Cooperation that compromises the Gospel? Well, I do have some questions about that one.
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