"If there's one thing that I regret this year is that we were so busy just getting stuff done and dealing with the immediate crises that were in front of us that I think we lost some of that sense of speaking directly to the American people about what their core values are and why we have to make sure those institutions are matching up with those values."
Translation: President Obama will be...
- Singing about health control on American Idol!
- Straightening out Jack Bauer on 24!
- Keeping Les Stroud company by talking, and talking, and talking, and talking on Survivorman!
- Getting in touch with the core values of Ben and Jacob on Lost!
- Bumping both Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien — until every last living, breathing, voting American sees things The Obama Way!