...the thriller casts [Paul] Bettany as the archangel Michael, the only one standing between mankind and an apocalypse, after God loses faith in humanity.I just, I... unngh! Where do you start?
Man's lone hope rests with a group of strangers who must deliver a baby they realize is Christ in his second coming.
How many times has that stupid theme been done? Dudes, dudes... step away from the bong. It's a Second Coming — it's not a reincarnation.
It isn't Jesus who needs to be born again.