And if I do play Tour Guide and say so — which, if I don't, who will? — note the flow and segues. They're particularly slick today:
- John Piper's generosity is really amazing. He has provided yet another free book for download, about William Tyndale, Adoniram Judson, and John Paton.
- Also free, but of no evident eternal value: these are really cool. The gent makes vivid 3D paintings on the sides of buildings, often putting people and objects in the picture that heighten the effect. For instance, the lady below is in the painting. Be sure to go to the site to see the rest.

- Staying with art, I ask: what was your kid doing when he was six? I'm guessing not this. (Not mine, either. For that matter, not me. Hm, think there's a connection?)
- Full-size house built out of Lego bricks?
- And if that isn't enough Lego to keep my weekly unspoken promise to fans and their kids:

- Fizzy milk? Brr-r-r-r-r.
- For Phil Johnson.
- Staying with the food theme: courtesy of my DAOD, the inestimable Rachael, I bring you — Darth Porkchop.

- Now smoothly focusing on the Star Wars theme (and thanks to the same source),
an interview catches up with Jake Lloyd. Who, you ask? The poor little (then) ten-year old who played Anakin in Phantom Menace. It isn't fair, but many blame the film's flat quality on Lloyd's flat performance. - But we all know it wasn't Lloyd who ruined the film. We know who the real culprit was, don't we?

- Too "edgy"? Well, um... sorry. Maybe this?

- Staying with that note, however, Matt Blum offers Proof That George Lucas Is an Evil Genius. It centers on... well, here's his money-quotation:
Yes, Lucas is an evil genius. Maybe he really can’t write dialog better than a marginally talented twelve-year-old could, or maybe it’s just a ruse. Maybe he deliberately picked really bad actors to play Anakin Skywalker as a boy and young man. Maybe the plot is already complete and we just don’t realize it because he’s just that devious. Or maybe the final stage of the plan has yet to be sprung.

- Another slick segue, plucking out the theme of sinister, shadowy figures: two policemen attempt a background check on President Obama... and are suspended.
- Saying "police" and "Obama" calls to mind the President's foolish and ignorant condemnation of a police incident, and subsequent attempts to smooth things over. The President hosted a little sipping of the suds at the White House — but it was merely a photo opportunity, as far as is known. The best thing about it is what it's being called: "White House Hoppy Hour,""Mug It Out," "The Audacity of Hops," "Coalition of the Swilling" and "Red, Light and Blue" (after three of the beers participants chose: Red Stripe, Bud Light and Blue Moon), and of course "Yes, Three Cans."
- Reader James Joyce (not the author, who died in 1941, and is probably not a BibChr reader) gives us a peek at the side of Canadian healthcare that Michael Moore and the Dems don't talk about.
- Two words and a disclaimer: luxury toilets (one coarse term). 'Nuff said. Really.
- Okay, maybe a little more. Check the Neorest site, particularly the writeup on the home page. Are they talking about a trip to the bathroom, or a religious experience? Honestly, it makes one wonder what one has been missing, all these years. But... well, not for long.
- On the other hand:

- Staying with food, my family really, really likes Chik-fil-A. And so, it turns out, does Kevin deYoung. Me, I'm positive, but unenthusiastic.
- There have been a lot of rumors about the coming movie adaptation of The Hobbit. Producer Peter Jackson lays some to rest, gives some solid info here.
- Our sister from the frozen regions of Iceland, Lynda Chan, alerts us to a big weekend up yonder. It is Merchant's Holiday Weekend, featuring such activities as a mud ball tournament, and The Herring Adventure. The page has links to a map of Iceland with many interesting historical notes: such as that "to count as a 'real Icelandic man' you have to be able to swim naked to this island with a torch in your hand while singing the national anthem"; and that in 1253 "the farm of Gizur who later became Earl of Iceland burth - he escaped hiding in a barrel full of skyr-yogurt."
- You will think this is a joke, but it isn't. The good news is that (the dye used in) blue M&Ms can treat spinal injuries. The bad news: it turns you, well, blue.

- Back to the subject of food: ooh, nom. Rubic's cubewich. But where do the mayo and lettuce go?

- Staying with the theme, again with the nom: pie-lipops.

- Think that bus you took is crowded? Check this train.

- Some of these are funny. I just feel like they could have been funnier.
- That's all the text for now, leaving only the end-pictures. My dear wife and I have plans for the weekend. "Doing what," you ask? I'll never tell. Not until next week.












































