A friend from church expressed the desire (!!) to see Bob Dylan poke his head back in this Christmas season.
Sure, I'm that easy.
Then... if you must... endure Dylan's unforgettable, unforgivable classic, "Must Be Santa."
Remember: at 1:50, it goes from bad to insane.
If that leaves any pain receptors intact, and if you'd like to kill them too, you could always subject yourself to Dylan's "Little Drummer Boy."
Warning: I'm not sure whether the video's safe to watch for anyone who's seizure-prone.
Or, well, for anyone else, for that matter.